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A man with a green card said ICE agents arrested him in #Lynn, Mass then took him to a detention facility—but first made a detour to a cemetery, where they took him out of their vehicle and beat him. #mapoli #Massachusetts

We can knock one million doors across the five boroughs by the start of early voting Saturday—if you sign up now! You can always watch the debate on YouTube after your shift 😉 zohranfornyc.com/events

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.

you know what would be funny

Every writer: The Weimar Republic Longest road in the world Gabba Gabba Hey Dinosaurs in frilly dresses Hiding the smell of a corpse What does human flesh taste like? www.wired.com/story/an-exp...

Just a note to say I briefly worked on a campaign where @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social was running field operations and saw him motivate a bunch of unpaid volunteers in an uphill battle race years ago and the idea that he’s under experienced in managing people is very funny to me.

Kristi Noem's plastic surgeon can stop this whenever they want

shit's pretty bad but at least architectural digest posted a tour of michael shannon's brooklyn apartment that goes pretty much as one would expect youtu.be/uyQdahFsLew?...

Once in a while I find myself thinking on Bernie Sanders' "are you willing to fight for someone you don't know?" campaign line, and contrasting it with elected Democrats in 2025, who aren't even willing to fight for themselves

Nobody who refuses to fight for themselves is going to fight for you.

You look like you need an earful of smooth horny sax And look what I have right here! 🎷👂🥵

the wildest thing about this is that noem’s comments may have mostly been limited to social media before their idiot goons manhandled a senator, but even super checked out californians are gonna hear them now, good luck in the liberation of los angeles, DHS

Damn another new low from the operators of the New Low Machine. Surely they’ll turn it off soon.

not now tcm

american exceptionalism

nobody with any power is going to do anything but roll over for these goons. i wish anything that had happened in the past six months existed to give me the slightest indication that i would soon be proven wrong

The owner came out and drove it away and when he did we saw the big sticker on the back that says the vehicle is available to rent for weddings, quinceañeras and events. I feel like I saw a dead horse.

Talking to the guy who's retiling my bathroom floor, and he says his son in law voted for Trump because he's $100k underwater on his mortgage and believes Trump is going to do some kind of "reset" that makes all the mortgages go away.

lmao yeah we're gonna get to the bottom of what happened in the video. it was very unclear, very confusing. maybe more training is needed.

I will never make my peace with how much these people at the levers of power were not the people to meet this moment. I'm buoyed by the people on the ground, and furious this is who they have to lead them.

“A widely circulated photograph, later confirmed as authentic by the Pentagon, showed national guard members sleeping on a concrete loading dock floor without bedding, and the SF Chronicle reported that troops arrived with no lodging, insufficient portable toilets and no funds for food or water.”

holy shit they threw him on the ground and cuffed Padilla when he was out of the room.

Sorry you're here to do what

aight guys it’s been real but my psychopomps are here so

In case you weren't aware, the greater LA metropolitan area is the size of Portugal and contains 80% more people. They cannot constitutionally do this, but also, they cannot physically do this.

somebody is working on a little nemo game and nobody thought to mention this to me, huh

wow they gave him the piss filter as well

Abod has been so much quieter lately. the deaths of his nephews and in-laws have shaken him deeply. these last few months, whenever i ask if he's eaten, he dodges the question. i can tell he's holding back because he doesn't want to make me sad. help support Abod & Leen - give if you can, & RT. ❤️

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

that's not a banh mi. no idea what it started out as, but fate has not been kind. it's like one of those victorian morality tales about the effects of eating french food on the moral constitution of good british girls where it ends w/them having their feet sketched in charcoal by horny dockworkers

Every single one of these stories is so incredibly funny if you remember back to the days when having 800 followers made you a Bluesky warlord and there would be fights over the ethics of spaghetti

What Order Will You Refuse making a big comeback in the important questions ranking right alongside Do I Have The Fucking Measles

this is like the third version of these we've gotten in the past two weeks as well

jesus, the video of this is nightmare fuel

They’re doing it for the exposure.

"Stephen Miller is driven by hate" is an example of objective journalism. "Stephen Miller looks like if young Mike Ehrmantraut was really into German dungeon porn" is an example of an opinion. Know the difference and learn it