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They're gonna put the doge kids in a burlap sack and chuck them in the river 😢

Mick Abel is the first pitcher in at least the last 125 seasons with 5+ innings, no walks and 1 or 0 runs allowed in each of his first two MLB appearances

Bryson Stott.

the blue jays have no shot.

Phillies fun to watch again

How modern (renaissance onward) art depicts medieval life being full of valor, chivalry, and honor vs how medieval art depicts medieval life being weird animals and guys getting stabbed will always be funny to me

Paintin

we cannot share a world with people who would do anything like this

Is that good

Thank you for the freed up evening the Philadelphia Phillies

Imagine making all that groundbreaking music only to be spiritually defeated by Macklemore

I think this is the funniest thing that has ever happened on my birthday.

If I could stop getting shitty job news around my birthday every year that would be really appreciate thanks

Gonna be an ugly fucking baby

whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

my new sport "Regular Baseball but everyone's wearing high waisted booty shorts" is closer than ever before

13 hours of jumping. One final leap. What could go wrong? Everything, friend. Everything.

SPENCER STRIDER YOU FUCK I WILL HAVE YOUR ARM

Ducks win

there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

We need to find a new job for Eric Adams that's not mayor but also allows him to keep doing shit like this because it's so funny

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

Dingers!

This is stupid, and I am a Washington fan. At least they tried to stop it in an entertaining way instead of trying to ban it.

Surely my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, .5 games behind the division lead and best record in the NL, are easily handling the Colorado Rockies. Now to go watch the game

lol oh word

Ah. Shit

Rojas is so damn fast

Three days ago: theonion.com/sean-combs-a...

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Tree branches don’t spookily clatter against your window during a windy storm like they used to

Do not like the new Bryce Harper haircut. Grow it back out right now

If you don’t like that you don’t like Phillies baseball

Can the pope help with SEPTA funding

They let a guy who went to Villanova be the pope

gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

Now why did they go and make an American the pope

It's me. I am the Pope now

Fuck Wells Fargo, but also fuck Xfinity. Stupid ass name