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Bases loaded no outs is the worst possible position for the Phillies to be in

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They're gonna put the doge kids in a burlap sack and chuck them in the river 😢

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Mick Abel is the first pitcher in at least the last 125 seasons with 5+ innings, no walks and 1 or 0 runs allowed in each of his first two MLB appearances

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Bryson Stott.

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the blue jays have no shot.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Phillies fun to watch again

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How modern (renaissance onward) art depicts medieval life being full of valor, chivalry, and honor vs how medieval art depicts medieval life being weird animals and guys getting stabbed will always be funny to me

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Paintin

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we cannot share a world with people who would do anything like this

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Is that good

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Thank you for the freed up evening the Philadelphia Phillies

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Imagine making all that groundbreaking music only to be spiritually defeated by Macklemore

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I think this is the funniest thing that has ever happened on my birthday.

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If I could stop getting shitty job news around my birthday every year that would be really appreciate thanks

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Gonna be an ugly fucking baby

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whoever did the advance work for this Kash Patel interview is about to find themselves with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo

submitted 10 days ago • 234 comments

my new sport "Regular Baseball but everyone's wearing high waisted booty shorts" is closer than ever before

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13 hours of jumping. One final leap. What could go wrong? Everything, friend. Everything.

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SPENCER STRIDER YOU FUCK I WILL HAVE YOUR ARM

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Ducks win

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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale

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We need to find a new job for Eric Adams that's not mayor but also allows him to keep doing shit like this because it's so funny

submitted 15 days ago • 153 comments

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

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Dingers!

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This is stupid, and I am a Washington fan. At least they tried to stop it in an entertaining way instead of trying to ban it.

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Surely my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, .5 games behind the division lead and best record in the NL, are easily handling the Colorado Rockies. Now to go watch the game

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lol oh word

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Ah. Shit

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Rojas is so damn fast

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Three days ago: theonion.com/sean-combs-a...

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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

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Tree branches don’t spookily clatter against your window during a windy storm like they used to

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Do not like the new Bryce Harper haircut. Grow it back out right now

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If you don’t like that you don’t like Phillies baseball

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Can the pope help with SEPTA funding

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They let a guy who went to Villanova be the pope

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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

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Now why did they go and make an American the pope

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It's me. I am the Pope now

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Fuck Wells Fargo, but also fuck Xfinity. Stupid ass name

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