Three days ago:
https://theonion.com/sean-combs-asks-for-quick-trial-so-he-can-get-to-part-where-trump-pardons-him/
https://theonion.com/sean-combs-asks-for-quick-trial-so-he-can-get-to-part-where-trump-pardons-him/
Comments
https://bsky.app/profile/elizaorlins.bsky.social/post/3lpcmuyefq224
I posted this months ago and it still holds true
Go back to predicting that razors will have more blades. Our nation needs our Cassandra to be more optimistic or at least practical for home use.
https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/
https://bsky.app/profile/drobertsimg.bsky.social/post/3lpctwngfvc2y
Yeah, not so much.
😂
Thank you for carrying on the tradition😁
Cool.
"I'm not racist! I pardoned Diddy! No way he diddled those kids!"
“Jared Kushner’s Affinity Partners receives 50 cases of Ciroc Vodka, Diddy hopeful that will be enough to secure pardon”
(fuck it, it’s worth a shot, right?)
https://bsky.app/profile/brandonjitsu.bsky.social/post/3ljxrnp7nfk2y
Gives some good ideas to some apparently.
Not sure how that's making America great again but there we are !
https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/diddy-trump
/s
Please and thank you.
Trump needs to be arrested and for damn sure paddy pity dody Diddy don't deserve a pardon
Mutherfucker for sure is guilty
Y'all should quit giving these ghouls ideas 🌰
https://bsky.app/profile/oiyou.bsky.social/post/3lohczcq6es2l
Entire world mourns after president passes away suddenly.
Violin Light Motif starts*
"Are you familiar with the Sex Offenders Initiative?"
End credits hit*
https://bsky.app/profile/chickenlady.bsky.social/post/3lb2gpjcazd2t