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3rd grade spelling bee runner-up Chicago, IL 🍉
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So is Joe Biden out of the running for being the 2028 candidate?

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Daft Punk will save us all

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Every IL political official/candidate should have something to say about the fact that Hasan was detained at O’Hare

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry but we just cannot have a president with the last name Buttigieg

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The question isn’t “how do we come back from this?” the question is “how much juice is there left to squeeze out of this failing empire?” and “who cares if we boil the ocean?”

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they Bernied the generically liberal white boy who survived a school shooting

submitted 6 days ago • 136 comments

Summer has arrived in Chicago which means that I must eat one billion hot dogs everyday (and two billion on Saturdays)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Guy like me, I actually have a surplus trade deficit with my local grocery store. Get your schmoney up knaves

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

submitted 13 days ago • 657 comments

When Braun smashed that lob I had a brief flashback to 2022 KU hoops and it was sick

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This woman's story is pretty remarkable. "Ali France, the Labor candidate who is the first person to unseat an opposition leader at an election, is a disability advocate, former journalist and world champion para-athlete. France lost her eldest son, Henry, to leukaemia last year."

submitted 16 days ago • 85 comments

“If I judge socialist societies by capitalist profit oriented metrics they are worse” wow. You are like if a genius was stupid

submitted 18 days ago • 25 comments

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

submitted 18 days ago • 1996 comments

Let’s fucking go???

submitted 22 days ago • 243 comments

This could be an advert for Death Stranding 2

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Every coffee maker is a computer now

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments