bestatbeinghumble.bsky.social
My spirit animal was shot in the head two weeks ago and is starting to smell
My favorite position in bed is fetal
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There is a curse on politicians from both parties
Republicans can express their ideas with ease, but those ideas are foolish
Democrats have great ideas, but they don't know how to express it.
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I joined both bluesky and x on the same day about a month ago. X was a fever dream of Elon Musk, bots, and racism. After a few days of it, I had deleted my account.
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fair, they are more conservative shills than democrats
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Let me guess, reddit, that was 1) post election and 2) saying what dems and media were calling facism at the time was not facism but democracy by design, you should have watched the full episode. He was telling dems to focus on the things that need to be called out. Dont turn it off after 5 minutes
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The Dems are actually mad at Jon for telling them that they and the media are focusing on the wrong things and in doing so gave that orange cabbage patch doll a easy win.
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I don't blame you, you probably heard it somewhere and like a moth to a flame said, "this is what I'll think now". Before the election Jon said "Focus on Trump, who would have the power. Focus on the guy going, 'I’m going to deport everybody using the law we used to intern Japanese people.'"
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To be fair to Tim, its worked out for him till now. Tim usually deals with sane people. Trump is like a gerbil in a ball-pit, you can hand him a ball to gain his favor, but in 2 seconds that ball in back on the floor while he toys with another ball.
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I feel Pam Bondi just missed her opportunity to be in a Western, she has that Western Standoff face nailed. Its terrifying too, usually there is a thought behind the stare, but with her nothing. Poor hamster died of cardiac arrest years ago, her brain has been trying to form a thought since.
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Headcannon: The worm is Frodo, RFK is Mount Doom and autism is the ring who just wanted to left the fuck alone. Except in this version Frodo trips, falls and dies in the lava, leaving the ring to haunt the mind of RFK
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Two things:
1) When someone says "A lot of good things" its because they can't name one
2) Ben, my sweet little troglodyte, this is literally what you voted for
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We call that "Target" in the US
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MAGA thinks this is a gotcha because they hide behind their severe lack of morality with lies and hypocrisy. Their expectation is for us to do the same. My one hope is that the DSM6 leaves enough room because every time Charlie Kirk opens his mouth, I go, "There's another,"
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Jon has been fighting in the front lines for us for 3 decades. The minute he says something against the grain some liberals call him washed up, "I never found him funny". These people aren't modern freedom fighters, they are right wing shills. They are taking our liberal heros and belittling them.
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That seems like a lot until you realize that just cutting Corporate stimulus is $2 trillion total and Corporate subsidies at $200 billion annually, but sure lets just continue to allow prepubescent incels blindly hack away at out debt while the orange pull-string doll incurs far more debt.
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As a Floridian I wouldn't even have to aim, in fact, I could close my eyes and throw a brick and hit a random transphobe
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Imagine sleeping with this dude:
"You like that *whispers in ear* are you ready for my next excerpt from my Original Sin... oh I'm so sorry, it doesn't come til Tuesday."
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and in 2019 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2018 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2017 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
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and in 2022 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2021 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2020 when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
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You want to get ready for a date, thousands of people, from influencers to fashion designers are at your beck and call
You want to hear the rantings of a homeless schizophrenic without stepping outside, they call themselves alpha males now, and you can see them all on Tik Tok
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and then act like you have no idea how it got on your phone in the first place.