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This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

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This is Gunner. He is a big strong dog who happens to not be able to sleep until he's tucked into bed with two pillows and his Eeyore stuffy. 13/10

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This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family

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This is Finley. He has a very large bump on his noggin. It's where he stores his infinite wisdom. 13/10 would pet to increase my own knowledge

submitted 36 days ago • 198 comments

I love it when Amazon suggests my own book to me, I mean, thanks and all, but I've already read it, several times even

submitted 36 days ago • 244 comments

sumerian scribe, 3000 BCE: yeah most of my day is chiseling the little arrows on the tablets. the arrows can mean grains, clay, poultices, all sortsa stuff (sighing) yeah i guess it's kind of a bullshit job

submitted 40 days ago • 23 comments

The Innsmouth Look

submitted 47 days ago • 71 comments

It's Asexuality Awareness Day. Seems vaguely threatening. BE AWARE OF THE ACES, WE'RE GONNA STEAL ALL YOUR CHEESE!!!

submitted 48 days ago • 22 comments

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster. "Will the Senator yield for a question?" "I yield for a question without yielding the floor." "Can I shove the gargoyle?" "Roll for strength." "9". *17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

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Awake, Men of the West! Your temples are empty! Your fertile fields are trampled to naught but dust! Where now is the land that you were promised? Where now are your wing platters, your draft beers, your tightly be-t-shirted lasses?

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For #TransDayOfVisibility please join me in sending some money (if you’re able) to the @translifeline.bsky.social. Material support is where it’s at! Even a little bit helps. Thank you. Here’s their Donate page: translifeline.org/donate/

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

My favorite breed of dog is “We don’t know what he is”

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Doing your taxes is so cool right now — Like you’re gonna spend a lot of time filing them and they get delivered into a smoking hole in the ground.

submitted 68 days ago • 39 comments

the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen

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She's all ears! #foxpopvli #art

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Do they kiss?

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top 10 anime betrayals

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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

submitted 176 days ago • 101 comments

Great for the Holidays

submitted 177 days ago • 132 comments

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

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A BOY and a HERON? In this economy?

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Henry Kissinger, America's Bizzaro Jimminy Cricket, has died.

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On Thanksgiving night, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones with ink.

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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back EVE: stop calling me that

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