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Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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Live now! On twitch! Where YOU can watch a man solve a crossword on his lunchbreak! It's more fun than it sounds! Ish!

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Kink-shaming what you do with potatoes (7)

submitted 52 minutes ago • 2 comments

Thank you, google memories, for "nature's bouquet"

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream starts at 1pm! It's a new week! It's the same nonsense! Join in!! www.twitch.tv/brainmage

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Achewood might well be the perfect comic. The capitalisation of Spy-Ware. Roast Beef bbqing a single sausage while wearing a shirt and tie. Ray's FACE in the penultimate panel. Just wonderful. Every bit of it.

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

I realise I’ve not updated on the Kittens for a while. We updated JustGiving page with pics of everyone in their loving homes. I am still clinging onto 4 of them. One has a home lined up, two are mine for sure, and one may or may not end up a massive foster fail. Is 3 cats too many cats?

submitted 1 hour ago • 4 comments

Did NOT know the magickal aspect of the word Bovril, every day is a school day

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

🎶Come As a frog, as a dog As a wiiiizard or bee Watch the time, hurry up We'll be late to the party! Fancy dress! Be a clown! Or a bird, just decide! This is daft! Where's your shoes? There they are on the side yeah On the side there (jesus christ Kurt we are going to be late get your act together)

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Why not book off a couple of hours tomorrow evening to fill out this stupid consultation with me and Ruth so that you don't have to worry about it anymore (for a while)

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.

submitted 505 days ago • 256 comments

Financial advisor: of course, borrowers need to be aware of the risk of- Me, nodding: roombas

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

The future's great. Reading post after post detailing unimaginable cruelty and horror, fearing for the world in a bone-deep way, then experiencing extreme psychic whiplash watching otters frolic under the spray of a hose. This can't be good for us.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

There are millions and millions more of us than there are of them. Remember this

submitted 14 hours ago • 13 comments

I'm sorry but this is hilarious there is a blue dinosaur bumbling around in front of the National Guard at the LA "riots." Absolutely humiliate these fuckers please. Come and play the tuba.

submitted 17 hours ago • 70 comments

sometimes when I'm sad I go on my photos from seven years ago from a holiday to Portugal when I saw two stuffed lions who look like Neil and Christine Hamilton

submitted 16 hours ago • 32 comments

Look at that posture. Captured, hell. He has simply summoned a ride

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

Surely it can't be a zebra if he was spotted

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

This, and it's what's missing from all the violence/non-violence/optics conversations: we need to make these guys have an absolutely atrocious time, and you can do 99% of that just by being where they are when they get there. Make them see the enemy in everyone they drive past

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

There are other newsletter publishers, and I reckon people should use a publisher that doesn’t take Nazi money and spread Nazi views

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

I do not trust the 😂. There is a darkness behind his smile. His tears are salty lies. A sinister face.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

submitted 600 days ago • 48 comments

I mean, honestly if he'd used "vous" he'd have had more luck

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sound on makes it even better.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Now the writer’s room is just showboating.

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submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Lmao

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Los Angeles: if you get tear gas or see other people who have been and someone calling themselves a medic tries to use milk to wash their eyes out SLAP THAT MILK JUG OUT THEIR FUCKING HAND. MILK DOES NOT WASH OUT TEAR GAS. Just use bottled water please.

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 1 day ago • 86 comments

I think the scariest thing about receiving a traditional cut-from-the-newspaper ransom note is knowing that someone out there has that much focus and executive function.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Reminded me of this classic.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Another zine. The centrefold on this one is horrific. Yay!

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This was the coolest goddammit game in the world when I was 12 or so

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

New video is up featuring a full playthrough of One Must Fall 2097 for MS-DOS! Includes arcade mode and all tournament endings! www.youtube.com/watch?v=52RV...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Turns out macro photography of small drops of water is wildly difficult! Who could have foreseen this!?!?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments