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Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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I've made my peace with Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World being the coolest thing I'm ever going to see, and I have to be okay with that.

Misogyny is core to the American fascist project and feminism must be core to its opposition.

Well on the one hand I could protect the people of my community from targeted abuse by a government that we agree is fascistic. On the other hand if I post this video of all their faces I might get 7 or 8 retweets out of it.

Sharing all of these because we all bloody need them

Springwatch is named after the two main ingredients of a watch.

Bees are comrades pass it on

Maybe Some Countwy for Owd Men? 🥹👉👈

In France. People at the table next to us are talking about going swimming - I could not be more prepared for this conversation.

Today ah air purifier fell on the back of my head. Twice. I am not having a good day.

actually unreal how funny this image is

Introducing the Buildo™️! The new dildo from Lego™️!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a xennial woman in possession of her own bank account, must be in want of a LEGO PEMBERLEY SET beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

This morning i played with two new transformers toys, watched an episode of a cartoon, and then played Mario Kart. Who says that my generation is stuck in a stage of arrested development? Because they're right. Obviously. God damn.

Writhing at the discotheque.

as ever, if you ask people if they think art should exist for their enjoyment they will say yes, and then if you ask them if the people making the art should get paid for it they'll tell you "no that's a fake job"

I am...less good at this

Presumably a massive drug bust would be at least an E

At least one mutual has been talking "to" chatGPT, & talks about it as if it had a personality/"knew" and "understood" things. I am so worried. I also don't know how to bring it up without them reflexively digging deeper. This thing isn't a friend. It is built to flatter and lie. A digital vizier.

Yeah ok this stuff might be demonic

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Today someone stopped a ko-fi payment to me that they've had for a while. This isn't a complaint - far from it! I am endlessly grateful for their support, and of course completely respect and understand them stopping! It would be wild if I didn't! The only thing is, I want to drop them a message-

Ahh, the propensity of the English scrote to whip his top off at the slightest hint of sunshine.

At a theme park. Looking extremely american. Get to the queue for Swarm in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking

I've a joke about Polyphemus that nobody can beat.

I maintain that this is one of the best threads I've ever made

The boulder rolled down the hill.

I've got a joke about Tantalus. It'll take a few posts, but bear with me (This is a thread. This post isn't the punchline. Honestly. This bit isn't a bit)

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

The answer is to DO SOMETHING feels like the world's an entire tinderbox right now

time for my new favorite tumblr post

Right then. This should* keep me busy *won't

In other news: Fuck me! This is part of his body! Like a trapdoor spider!

The news from America - and the reporting on it - is giving me The Deep Fear. Just a real strong "fucking hell this is obviously what this is, dear God how can it be stopped" and, like, lol. I can't stop it! I'm thirty or forty years old and I live in the UK! All i can do is AAAAAGGGGGGGH

Charlie Kirk gives the game away here. All those “Bluesky is dying/Bluesky is an echo chamber” articles written by right-wingers are trying to get people back on X, which is now a fascist propaganda machine.

Hahaha yes! @vole.wtf

I…maybe needed to see this right now