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as ever, if you ask people if they think art should exist for their enjoyment they will say yes, and then if you ask them if the people making the art should get paid for it they'll tell you "no that's a fake job"

submitted 12 hours ago • 25 comments

I am...less good at this

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Presumably a massive drug bust would be at least an E

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

At least one mutual has been talking "to" chatGPT, & talks about it as if it had a personality/"knew" and "understood" things. I am so worried. I also don't know how to bring it up without them reflexively digging deeper. This thing isn't a friend. It is built to flatter and lie. A digital vizier.

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Yeah ok this stuff might be demonic

submitted 14 hours ago • 17 comments

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

submitted 14 hours ago • 51 comments

Today someone stopped a ko-fi payment to me that they've had for a while. This isn't a complaint - far from it! I am endlessly grateful for their support, and of course completely respect and understand them stopping! It would be wild if I didn't! The only thing is, I want to drop them a message-

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Ahh, the propensity of the English scrote to whip his top off at the slightest hint of sunshine.

submitted 17 hours ago • 6 comments

At a theme park. Looking extremely american. Get to the queue for Swarm in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I've a joke about Polyphemus that nobody can beat.

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

I maintain that this is one of the best threads I've ever made

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

The boulder rolled down the hill.

submitted 555 days ago • 1 comment

I've got a joke about Tantalus. It'll take a few posts, but bear with me (This is a thread. This post isn't the punchline. Honestly. This bit isn't a bit)

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

submitted 21 hours ago • 27 comments

The answer is to DO SOMETHING feels like the world's an entire tinderbox right now

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

time for my new favorite tumblr post

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Desperate Holes, Kensington. Inspired by Egg Slut et al, this deli is Cafe Gratitude was run by horny dweebs. Prepare to cringe as you ask your waiter for a "Glistening Hog" (their hoagie-inspired sandwich), "Fingerbang" (spicy chicken strips), and "Literally Please Rim Me" (inexplicably, soup) 2/5

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Right then. This should* keep me busy *won't

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In other news: Fuck me! This is part of his body! Like a trapdoor spider!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The news from America - and the reporting on it - is giving me The Deep Fear. Just a real strong "fucking hell this is obviously what this is, dear God how can it be stopped" and, like, lol. I can't stop it! I'm thirty or forty years old and I live in the UK! All i can do is AAAAAGGGGGGGH

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Charlie Kirk gives the game away here. All those “Bluesky is dying/Bluesky is an echo chamber” articles written by right-wingers are trying to get people back on X, which is now a fascist propaganda machine.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Hahaha yes! @vole.wtf

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I…maybe needed to see this right now

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

I'm not a superstitious man, but also I'm going to a theme park tomorrow, which is Friday the 13th. Probably fine.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

This is a good one, if I do say so myself. On top of our normal nonsense, there's a solid 90 minutes spent carefully going over my EXTREMELY NORMAL and VERY NEUROTYPICAL reaction to moderately fucking up making pizza, and what that was like from my perspective (lol tism) and Cat's (neurotypical).

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream is actually happening! I was too damn exhausted from a terrible night's sleep to go into the office, so instead I'm going to spend my lunch break solving a puzzle and that's going to be YOUR problem! Live at 1pm on www.twitch.tv/brainmage

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Part of my stress dreams last night was someone telling me I should get my junk waxed and all my fingernails removed at a new beauty place in soho. It was only when I was in the queue that I realised "hang on this sounds an awful lot like I'm about to get my fingernails removed" and got out of there

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think you should fill in the EHRC consultation. There is a very good written guide that helps you fill it in by Scottish Trans, Mermaids and Trans Actual www.scottishtrans.org/supreme-cour... If you would benefit from a "homework club" style hang out to get you through, check this stream out

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

This thread is great for how quickly it goes from "check these sundrenched party dudes and their cool little otter buddy" to "actually these men are fleeing from a dangerous predator who loves nothing more than snacking on human fingers and toes, just ask Terry Nutkins."

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Well I've just texted my boss "this would have been better if I was out arousing all day yesterday", because autocorrect suddenly decided it didn't like "carousing". Well that's a good start.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The most Paul Verhoeven of things to happen.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Barely slept last night, and when I did, every dream I had was the most intense, stress-riddled bastard you could wish for. Good lord.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments