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Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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as ever, if you ask people if they think art should exist for their enjoyment they will say yes, and then if you ask them if the people making the art should get paid for it they'll tell you "no that's a fake job"

I am...less good at this

Presumably a massive drug bust would be at least an E

At least one mutual has been talking "to" chatGPT, & talks about it as if it had a personality/"knew" and "understood" things. I am so worried. I also don't know how to bring it up without them reflexively digging deeper. This thing isn't a friend. It is built to flatter and lie. A digital vizier.

Yeah ok this stuff might be demonic

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Today someone stopped a ko-fi payment to me that they've had for a while. This isn't a complaint - far from it! I am endlessly grateful for their support, and of course completely respect and understand them stopping! It would be wild if I didn't! The only thing is, I want to drop them a message-

Ahh, the propensity of the English scrote to whip his top off at the slightest hint of sunshine.

At a theme park. Looking extremely american. Get to the queue for Swarm in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking

I've a joke about Polyphemus that nobody can beat.

I maintain that this is one of the best threads I've ever made

The boulder rolled down the hill.

I've got a joke about Tantalus. It'll take a few posts, but bear with me (This is a thread. This post isn't the punchline. Honestly. This bit isn't a bit)

I've a joke about Ariadne 🧵

The answer is to DO SOMETHING feels like the world's an entire tinderbox right now

time for my new favorite tumblr post

Desperate Holes, Kensington. Inspired by Egg Slut et al, this deli is Cafe Gratitude was run by horny dweebs. Prepare to cringe as you ask your waiter for a "Glistening Hog" (their hoagie-inspired sandwich), "Fingerbang" (spicy chicken strips), and "Literally Please Rim Me" (inexplicably, soup) 2/5

Right then. This should* keep me busy *won't

In other news: Fuck me! This is part of his body! Like a trapdoor spider!

The news from America - and the reporting on it - is giving me The Deep Fear. Just a real strong "fucking hell this is obviously what this is, dear God how can it be stopped" and, like, lol. I can't stop it! I'm thirty or forty years old and I live in the UK! All i can do is AAAAAGGGGGGGH

Charlie Kirk gives the game away here. All those “Bluesky is dying/Bluesky is an echo chamber” articles written by right-wingers are trying to get people back on X, which is now a fascist propaganda machine.

Hahaha yes! @vole.wtf

I…maybe needed to see this right now

I'm not a superstitious man, but also I'm going to a theme park tomorrow, which is Friday the 13th. Probably fine.

Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams

This is a good one, if I do say so myself. On top of our normal nonsense, there's a solid 90 minutes spent carefully going over my EXTREMELY NORMAL and VERY NEUROTYPICAL reaction to moderately fucking up making pizza, and what that was like from my perspective (lol tism) and Cat's (neurotypical).

Today's lunchtime cryptic crossword stream is actually happening! I was too damn exhausted from a terrible night's sleep to go into the office, so instead I'm going to spend my lunch break solving a puzzle and that's going to be YOUR problem! Live at 1pm on www.twitch.tv/brainmage

Part of my stress dreams last night was someone telling me I should get my junk waxed and all my fingernails removed at a new beauty place in soho. It was only when I was in the queue that I realised "hang on this sounds an awful lot like I'm about to get my fingernails removed" and got out of there

I think you should fill in the EHRC consultation. There is a very good written guide that helps you fill it in by Scottish Trans, Mermaids and Trans Actual www.scottishtrans.org/supreme-cour... If you would benefit from a "homework club" style hang out to get you through, check this stream out

This thread is great for how quickly it goes from "check these sundrenched party dudes and their cool little otter buddy" to "actually these men are fleeing from a dangerous predator who loves nothing more than snacking on human fingers and toes, just ask Terry Nutkins."

Well I've just texted my boss "this would have been better if I was out arousing all day yesterday", because autocorrect suddenly decided it didn't like "carousing". Well that's a good start.

The most Paul Verhoeven of things to happen.

Barely slept last night, and when I did, every dream I had was the most intense, stress-riddled bastard you could wish for. Good lord.