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Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him) Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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Ahh man. In spite of the infinite selfies etc, I'm never happy about the way i look, but god damn does @writing-in-rags.bsky.social ever take a good picture of a fella. Good grief.

A few thousand people gathered for Donald Trump's fascist military parade. Many millions assembled to oppose it. Trump's core of support is comprised chiefly of stay-at-home racists and mercenaries who hurt people for pay. Those who act according to their consciences overwhelmingly oppose him.

It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.

Samson waiting for his hair to regrow so that ratatouille can help him destroy the temple of Dagon

"Enjoyable but jarring" is the I Don't Like Mondays guarantee

Are there any organisations set up to deprogram people who have spent too long talking at chat gpt? This feels like something that really should exist. Some kind and well-trained volunteers who can say "it's okay. You were lied to by the lying machine. You're okay." & lead people away from the edge

You know how in Mario Kart there are blue shells which you can use if you're right at the back and want to seriously hobble the person in the lead? We should have those for billionaires.

Episode 114 is out now for Patreon backers! We went on a rollercoaster! Guy's shoe fell apart! We made pizza again! Guy flounced out of a Mountain Warehouse! Toilet ghosts!!! You know. It's a Garfield podcast. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

I've made my peace with Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World being the coolest thing I'm ever going to see, and I have to be okay with that.

Misogyny is core to the American fascist project and feminism must be core to its opposition.

Well on the one hand I could protect the people of my community from targeted abuse by a government that we agree is fascistic. On the other hand if I post this video of all their faces I might get 7 or 8 retweets out of it.

Sharing all of these because we all bloody need them

Springwatch is named after the two main ingredients of a watch.

Bees are comrades pass it on

Maybe Some Countwy for Owd Men? 🥹👉👈

In France. People at the table next to us are talking about going swimming - I could not be more prepared for this conversation.

Today ah air purifier fell on the back of my head. Twice. I am not having a good day.

actually unreal how funny this image is

Introducing the Buildo™️! The new dildo from Lego™️!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a xennial woman in possession of her own bank account, must be in want of a LEGO PEMBERLEY SET beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...

This morning i played with two new transformers toys, watched an episode of a cartoon, and then played Mario Kart. Who says that my generation is stuck in a stage of arrested development? Because they're right. Obviously. God damn.

Writhing at the discotheque.

as ever, if you ask people if they think art should exist for their enjoyment they will say yes, and then if you ask them if the people making the art should get paid for it they'll tell you "no that's a fake job"

I am...less good at this

Presumably a massive drug bust would be at least an E

At least one mutual has been talking "to" chatGPT, & talks about it as if it had a personality/"knew" and "understood" things. I am so worried. I also don't know how to bring it up without them reflexively digging deeper. This thing isn't a friend. It is built to flatter and lie. A digital vizier.

Yeah ok this stuff might be demonic

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

Today someone stopped a ko-fi payment to me that they've had for a while. This isn't a complaint - far from it! I am endlessly grateful for their support, and of course completely respect and understand them stopping! It would be wild if I didn't! The only thing is, I want to drop them a message-

Ahh, the propensity of the English scrote to whip his top off at the slightest hint of sunshine.

At a theme park. Looking extremely american. Get to the queue for Swarm in the next 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking

I've a joke about Polyphemus that nobody can beat.

I maintain that this is one of the best threads I've ever made

The boulder rolled down the hill.