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This thread is great for how quickly it goes from "check these sundrenched party dudes and their cool little otter buddy" to "actually these men are fleeing from a dangerous predator who loves nothing more than snacking on human fingers and toes, just ask Terry Nutkins."

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

This is a good one, if I do say so myself. On top of our normal nonsense, there's a solid 90 minutes spent carefully going over my EXTREMELY NORMAL and VERY NEUROTYPICAL reaction to moderately fucking up making pizza, and what that was like from my perspective (lol tism) and Cat's (neurotypical).

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well I've just texted my boss "this would have been better if I was out arousing all day yesterday", because autocorrect suddenly decided it didn't like "carousing". Well that's a good start.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

The most Paul Verhoeven of things to happen.

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

Barely slept last night, and when I did, every dream I had was the most intense, stress-riddled bastard you could wish for. Good lord.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Spraying the ICE agents with paint using a repurposed fire extinguisher appears to be a turning point in this confrontation in Tucson today. Same tactic worked well against around thirty cops at a Montreal protest in Nov. 2024, blinding at least one and forcing a whole unit to retreat down an alley.

submitted 4 hours ago • 37 comments

And thus it came to pass that the Greatest Post was revealed and there was much Tribulation upon the Internet for none did now know what purpose they might serve.

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

For anyone who doesn't know "Article 8" is the European Convention on Human Rights right to a private life This is the head of the EHRC saying that she does not believe that anyone has the right to privacy when it comes to being trans or cis Brazenly immoral, legally untrue

submitted 10 hours ago • 30 comments

I watched the Committee today, and the state the EHRC has ended up in is shameful. Unable to answer basic questions and making outrageous comments about trans people's human rights. It's time for us to intervene. And we can do that by turning up in Parliament and telling MPs to take action.

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

Found this on a forum post, so cannot give credit, but I'm thrilled to finally have video representation of the vibes I bring to the party

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

If I had moved Food Pit to here, I would have gone with Generative Aioli, Shoreditch. Freshly cooked chips are served with an endless torrent of indigestible slop made by a machine using ingredients stolen from nearby restaurants. All the worst people you know love it. 0/5

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

We keep trying to tell people - yes, dealing with MPs can be shit, especially when you disagree with a lot of what they do, but if you actually write to them or make appointments with them, they can use that in their work. You'd better believe the right wing is doing it. We need to do it too.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Yeah yeah, not all football fans are coked up bastards, but man alive this has the air of a 2000ad strip where Brit Cit accidentally sends a load of mutant hooligans to Mega City 1, briefly overwhelming the Judges in the process.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Fucking hell. Imagine getting both barrels from The Lawyers of The Mouse. You'd be ground up and used as fertiliser.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Live now! A surprise evening stream! We will be looking at NICE PHOTOS from KEW GARDENS and then sadly a crossword

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

If you* are still haunted by that time you attempted to make a curry while mentally unwell that ended up just chicken poached in turmeric water, this is the podcast for you** (*me) (** still me)

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

presses ear to ground Discourse has visited this place

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Episode 113 is out now on all podcast platforms! What's a second dan karate grading like? What's it like to meet the world's grodiest animal? Guy tried to make pizzas in a pizza oven! Did it go well, or do we talk about it for AN HOUR AND A HALF?? Also Garfield on.soundcloud.com/QVVT2YPQ8Qem...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

See it: plums in the icebox Say it: lol eating those Sorted: a poem

submitted 21 hours ago • 3 comments

See it: a clown to cure your depression Say it: but doctor, I am Pagliacci Sorted: (the situation is not sorted)

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

See it (a horse) Say it ("horse!") Sorted (everyone else now has the opportunity to behold the horse)

submitted 21 hours ago • 17 comments

Just saw a Grimaldi's hairdressers, which presumably you visit if you want a haircut that makes you look like a fucking clown.

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

No lunchtime cryptic crossword stream today! Maybe one this evening? Who knows?! Not this guy, that's for sure. www.twitch.tv/brainmage

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Question for photographers! Does anyone know of any stock image sites that don't allow their library to be used to train ai? I got accepted as a Getty contributor, but they never responded to my question. Look at those veg! Those shits are crying out to illustrate an article about "produce"!

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 1 day ago • 125 comments

This is a good one, if I do say so myself. On top of our normal nonsense, there's a solid 90 minutes spent carefully going over my EXTREMELY NORMAL and VERY NEUROTYPICAL reaction to moderately fucking up making pizza, and what that was like from my perspective (lol tism) and Cat's (neurotypical).

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not cool

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there is no such thing as unskilled labour

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Corrrrrr this is a CHUNKY one

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New episode out now for patreon backers! Cat did a karate grading! And met a disreputable tiny deity! Guy attempted to cook a pizza, and had a COMPLETELY NEUROTYPICAL RESPONSE TO IT GOING WRONG which we may or may not talk about for about an hour and a half! Ahem... www.patreon.com/posts/131166...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

George R R Nephew's 'Got Any Games On Your Throne?'

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments