brainmage.bsky.social
Comedian/writer/voice artist/wizard. #ADHD (he/him)
Fine art photos: http://hyperfocus.photography
Stream: http://Twitch.tv/brainmage
Tips: http://ko-fi.com/guy
VO character reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04UiLVl6n0I
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Ah. You must be new here
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And yes I did forget to draw the rest of the minion meat on either side of the dungaree straps
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(Also also this wasn't an excuse to post that link.
No YOU over think things!)
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(If YOU want to chuck me £3 a month, and cause an inevitable crisis when you stop and I don't know the right way to thank you, you do! At www.ko-fi.com/guy when you choose the membership > £3/month option! Never feel obliged!)
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(This way I can do a public thank you without worrying about coming across as some grasping mercenary bastard. Hooray!)
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-to say thanks for the support over the last couple of years, but I'm desperately worried that that could come across as a pass-agg thing, or as a guilt trip, or something equally awful, when in fact it's just sincerely me saying thank you so much for your kindness!
So. MW. Thank you. So much <3
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Oh shit this is my favourite now
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The Greek gods fucking loved their ironic punishments. Well worth reading up on.
Oh yeah! That reminds me!
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When he was hungry, he would reach for the fruit, which would be blown out of reach. When he was thirsty, he would bend down to drink the water, which would ebb away. As such, he was kept in this constant state of unsated hunger and thirst.
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So basically, right, Tantalus was punished, either for stealing from the gods, or tricking them into eating his son. Either way, the punishment was such that he was kept in water with fruit trees above his head (this is going somewhere, I promise)
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It is a good joke! I've been a comedian for years, and a big nerd about Greek mythology since I was a kid. So I'm pretty confident that I can tell a good joke about Tantalus. Keep reading!
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Ha! Not this time!
But it does have the UK's tallest coaster which also just happens to only have a lap bar.
Gulp.
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Corrr
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It's for the serving. You drop the cooked chicken from a height and it splashes into the mashed potato and jam
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I once had autocorrect change “I’ve been umming and aahing all day” to “I’ve been bumming and aching all day” 🫤
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Fuuuuuuck
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Thanks for the explanation! My worry with lists like this is that bad actors can build/infiltrate them, then subtly change their output when they have sufficient followers as a way to radicalise people to the right. What safeguards are in place to prevent this?