brendanjb.bsky.social
Sometimes gamedev. Surviving on a steady diet of wild fungi and cobra venom.
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So satisfying slicing a bunch of enemies, sheathing your blade, and watching them all die in unison.
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You mean the FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic Battleborn Heroes electronic videoed game!?
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I traded in my phat ps4 the other day and got 50 bucks (aud) for just the console, so you'd probably get 75-100 for a slim. Not too shab.
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Electronic components, like microphones, require power to operate. The current can be measured with a $10 multimeter. A $40 RF detector can detect if a phone's antenna is sending a signal. If secret data harvesting was happening, a hundred thousand whitehats would have uncovered it within 24 hours.
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Etsy artists love weird, custom projects! Might set you back a few pennies though.
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Les Stroud's 'Survivorman'.
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Hell yeah
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It's me, I am the user who has been using their products for over 20 years lol, and I have been continuously baffled by their decisions and priorities.
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So much software I use daily makes me wonder if the devs have ever used it lol. Resolve, Photoshop, Illustrator, Unity. Some of the most bizarre UI/UX decisions I've ever experienced 🫠
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It fuckin sucks, dude. Every post was just filled with ragebaiting and bots.
Silver-lining of you moving here: I now have 1 less reason to visit that hellsite. And for that I thank you ♥️
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Make your game a collection of barely-connected systems. Give every menu entirely unique, cryptic UIs. Have the game force close if the character dies. Randomly delete a system file for every enemy killed. Force the player to shout in to their microphone to heal. Everything is permissible.
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📦 Box Stack Gang 📦
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Butlerian Jihad when
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Genuinely enjoy all your random observations about game design/dev. Please never stop!
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This is sharp! Love the hints of red on the nose and ears.
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No deal. I'm coming over right now.
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That's just a tiiiiiny bit outside my area 😅 But otherwise I would absolutely come have a bite with you, brother.
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Only the grave will stop me.
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Would so love for you and the team to do a speedrun watch some time. It's always so fun watching the devs reactions to weird glitches/techs and hearing possible explanations for them 😄
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SUPER SMASH [BURGER]
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I apologised to a pigeon the other day for spooking it. It isn't the first time and it won't be the last.
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rip mr dolan rump 😥 he truly did make america again 🫡
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This rocks. Would love to see your take on a superfast character like Sonic or something.
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Years and years of stacking new functionality on top of an unstable base, then having to continue supporting it in each new version.
They really need to just rip the band aid off and do a "reboot". With all their software, really. It's all so bloated and slow now.
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IT'S NO USE!
(Please let it be Metal Sonic)
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It's wild opening a thread and just... seeing normal people interact with each other. No bots, spam, ads, engagement farmers, trolls, etc.
So nice not taking perpetual psychic damage just from staying up to date with artists and devs.
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Love this! Kinda feel like it might benefit from a nice, heavy thud when hitting the ground, on top of the squish sound.
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The power (existential horror) of the modern web is that it's very easy to connect all of your online activity together in to a profile. Which is then sold by data brokers to scammers. Who then send veeery targeted scams your way.
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Secret wall-pint? 😄