some sad & real news: Donald J Trump, host of The Apprentice, has died today aged 78. he died in Mar A Lago which is his house, on the toilet, surrounded by secret documents he hoped to sell. he did a poop so big that it killed him, and nobody could go and help him because it smelled so bad in there
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Sweet Potato Hitler is not dead.
(I could drag this metaphor on forever, but I'll stop here.😛)
I was there.
Dont know what stank more
"Not to brag, but my poop is pretty big, some say the biggest! The smell is just so horrendous, but Elonia just loves my dutch ovens so much, but i just gotta say, my poops aren't as big as Arnold Palmer's cock, what a guy"