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Comedy writer at 1-900-HOTDOG. Comic book writer at me. Other stuffs writer at lesser places. Everything I say here represents the official and litigable position of News Corp.
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Does this actress know what acting is?
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Fascist trying to turn LA into Snow Crash upset that in his head only it already resembles Snow Crash.
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But not the Nazi salute?
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I spoke too soon.
But honestly? Solid platform, might have found my candidate.
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Yeah, it's small beans.
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They donned their tactical gear cosplay camou and started boarding trains.
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Baconeggandcheeseonaroll. If you aren’t saying it like that you don’t get to be mayor.
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Why must New York forever elect mayors who eat the staple foods like goddamn weirdos?
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Now apply this to the episodes of Jessica Jones where Nuke shows up.
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Only the DNC could make free tacos lame.
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But but but then the sales and accounts team can claim that they have 4m video views!
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I like that this isn't exclusive to the theory that the shark is an alcoholic relapse.
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Big brains always love to signal that they've read "The Art of War."
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for years now people have been screaming at me that Curtis Yarvin is incredibly dumb, and I've always just taken their word for it without investigating why. seeing his thought process laid out here for the first time has me doing one of these in real life
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🪦 here lies king This Totally Should Have Worked What The Fuck Happened the 500th
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"Kork spirked mightily all over the Vulcan's eager ears."
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Okay, but why wasn't it called Spork for the good of humanity?
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Correct, but I'm here for the spicy yet well-written political takes and the delightful Why Your Team Sucks guides.
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This is, in fairness, exactly my problem with basketball too.
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I'll check back in when they've fixed the flopping.
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That's Alpha-Gal, which is not, as one might suspect, the 11th-worst Legion of Superheroes member.
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Every time. Every single time.
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Money is the most powerful drug of all if he's perpetually shroomed and still hasn't found a state of empathy.