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Comedy writer at 1-900-HOTDOG. Comic book writer at me. Other stuffs writer at lesser places. Everything I say here represents the official and litigable position of News Corp. www.brendanmcginley.com
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If you're born with six fingers in real life the bravest career you can have these days is YouTuber.

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The weird, often whitewashed way the civil rights movement is taught (or not taught) seemed to convince a lot of people that nonviolence was met with nonviolence, instead of you know, dogs, hoses, beatings, death, etc

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O, gracious! However shalt I build team synergy, an' my direct-reports receive not a thermos of the non-temperature regulating physic, branded 'ere with our corporate logo!

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FiDi can be pretty, too.

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today at @1900hotdog.bsky.social i wrote about an ancient web page documenting a man's life-ruining obsession with a single scene in the 1960s Batman show 1900hotdog.com/2025/06/fuck...

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NYC's "Get to know your candidates" book is BONKERS. The left page is a Democrat's articulate, 500-wd statement on issues they'll betray, while the right page is Ronny from Staten Island's handwritten plank of "We need to insert more freedom in the America, oour the childrens' lifes are at steak."

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Some Millennial Republican had to explain who Toad was to the president, and it made him absolutely furious.

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I did a year without internet at home before getting an ISP for work, and I just can't tell you how much I've missed having to refuse AI services every single time I open any file or webpage for any reason.

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The smarter a libertarian thinks himself, the more isolated his childhood plainly was.

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Found the last glimmer of hope & joy in our nation's history you dropped: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEej...

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TOP AI PRODUCTS 2025: *Doorknob turner *Digital gentleman art thief *Dishtowel you cannot wash *Solar-powered intelligent clothesline rotator with upgradable synchronized LED Smartpinz *Chatbot whose only application is to keep you from reaching human help *Making the worst person you know rich

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Companies demanding custom cover letters but ghosting your emails about your application after three interviews.

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Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DieY...

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"This, too, was one of the Florida places upon the Earth." -- Joseph Conrad www.greenwichtime.com/news/article...

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This is a dope shit retweet account now.

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Please consider the environment before printing this email from the CEO who refused to take this overpaid Fortune 500 job unless he didn't have to move to Seattle and could instead commute twice a week by private jet.

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Evaporating a gallon of water to ask Microsoft Copilot if MMMBop is a Christian song or written for worldly reasons.

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Four Top Business Experts Give Their Best Tips For Your Financial Freedom!

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It's like the ticks are mocking America with every new pathogen: "The Lone Star Tick can transmit many diseases such a Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Ehrlichiosis, Tularemia, Heartland Virus, Bourbon Virus"

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LILLY CEO: Alright, you spent $10m researching the market for this eczema drug, what should we call it? ANALYST: [sneezes] LILLY CEO: Ebglyss! I love it!

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Time to post it again.

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when they siphoned Lightning McQueen’s gas to keep him from leaving town did they pump his stomach or suck his dick

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The Venn Diagram of people who complain about participation trophies in kids sports and people who think trans kids shouldn't play because they have an unfair advantage is a circle.

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You have 1/2 a guess as to which store I found this at.

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