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Go bleach your roots, creep. Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ | [he/they] Aspiring ā€œThe Internet’s Black Cat Boyfriendā€ Insta: @caseyallensears
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If I were in the Village People, my stage persona would be Coroner.

You have to hand it to Rita Repulsa. She had an eye for camp and a commitment to theme. Oh? You got a B on an exam? Got it. Time to send a humanoid bee to wreck your shit.

Screaming. I woke up early on a Saturday to go handle something at work, and the weird timing let me luck into finding a Switch 2 online order available. I’m no longer salty about driving across the city at 7:00am on my first day of summer break to get work done.

Partner, me, bestie. We’re all 36. Aging? Never heard of her. (Also this was in the middle of casting the gang from Charlie’s Angels as D&D classes in the middle of the gay bar.)

Ugh. Now I have to learn to play red/green and build a vehicles deck.

I love being a school leader. We brought in a drag queen to run karaoke style lip syncs for the kids at lunch in the cafeteria. Happy pride.

I thought a man was trying to take a picture of me for like street fashion or something and he was like ā€œcan you move?ā€ And he was trying to photograph a west elm. šŸ’€

Recently a doctor suggested that I should just do more cardio and in my head I was like ā€œbefore I listen to you, I’m going to need to see your daily step count and gym routine. Because if 12,000 steps a day at work and 20 minutes on the stair climber a day isn’t enough, you’re a lunatic.ā€

My mom still plays animal crossing everyday (and has basically since the original game). She calls it ā€œplaying with my animalsā€ and I just think that’s cute.

good morning to doechii

Pride month D&D party that’s been tavern hopping in my head: 1. Morris, human wizard Necromancer 2. Heavy Flo (Blood will flow), Goliath barbarian 3. Theodore Ursus, human Druid circle of the moon (always a bear, sometimes a bear) 4. Kylie Minogue, glamour bard 5. Adorgeous, rogue assassin

Real talk though — I love the step mill. A slow, plodding cardio is exactly what I’m built for mentally and physically. Could do it for hours. Today I was sweating so much that it felt like I just got out of the bath tub. It’s the most beautiful kind of misery.