ccrpwa.bsky.social
Just the worst parody account. No affiliation with the actual worst party.
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If our voters were intelligent, they wouldn't be our voters.
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Everything is as planned
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We have a plan, it's not a good plan, nobody likes it, but it's a plan.
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And his Most favored nation pricing was blocked in National Destruction Attempt 1. But the courts don't matter, so it will totally work this time and that's a Worst Party guarantee
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At least he called it "name and shame" instead of "defamation". He's got the messaging right at least.
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Don't worry, all those "Good Guys with Guns" will be standing up to tyranny any minute now.... Any. Minute. Now.
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The clown show is going to honk their nose and run to the SCOTUS
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He turns water to Malört
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Don't worry, there will be plenty of houses in the Elontowns and Bezostowns in the future, even special stores for people to shop in!
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We have a clear mandate and the best governing policies:
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No one, but he is extremely upset at Hollywood actors and the fact that he doesn't get roles in movies anymore.
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We like her. She's basically a member. She's definitely mastered The Worst Parties trademark "Speak at length and say nothing."
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Trump's mind during the meeting: *Meow Mix Jingle*
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I did a better job
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If the worms in RFK Jr's brain could read, they'd be extremely offended.
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Trump represents the worst America has to offer, so of course there is representation behind the tariffs.
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MTG will save us
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Unfortunately worms do not have ears, so his rebuke will likely go unheard by RFK Jr.
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Thanks to gerrymandering, we get to pick our voters.
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We can confirm that he is working on an Executive Order declaring The Apprentice as the National TV Show.
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A lot.
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RFK Jr has the highest moral and ethical standards of any man being piloted ratatouille style by worms.
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We cannot confirm or deny he whispered "Harder Daddy" after he typed "Vladimir, STOP"
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Don't worry, they'll pay for them, just like Mexico will pay for the wall and a degree from Trump University will pay for itself.
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C'mon now we only hire the Top Talent* in the country.
*Top Talent refers to the ability to take orders without question and apply lips directly to the leaders buttocks.