chazperella.bsky.social
I'm a dog and I like socks. Actual 30 year old man on the internet. You remember me, but from where?
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The ding dang? The piggy bank? Ok sale you're clear for takeoff
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Tim Green was a horrible battle bots announcer and the internet is worse off for adapting his style of commentary.
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Wait hang on is that a fire hydrant fountain? I know what i'm getting for my pool now
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Pool pup!
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Marked books can be interesting adventures for the open minded, a chance to read someone else's thoughts. I've had some good highlights along the way even though i wanted clean copies.
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Make it stop
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Very rude of you. They're supposed to make that sound so you remember not to fall asleep and fall off.
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In other words its fine if its gonna crack and whatever eventually, and i'm game to do some touchups and fixes over time too. That's what having one of those is about anyways.
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Love this history fact tbh
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That also removes the built-in conscious-driving tocks that the classics have without adding anything to replace them (btw you can't replace them) thereby making the thing into a suicide machine. Respect factory spec, even if you build true. If you can't, get a corolla.
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And yes one more time for clairity when i'm saying suicide cars i'm talking about when some slack jawed mook takes a facebook marketplace classic and puts LED headights, a modern engine and a screen in- they're not working with the actual car and putting too much on it it wasn't meant to do
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Oh and by factory original i mean somebody's uncle bought it new and drove it as was until he parked it and died. That kind of thing, as we're talking about custom cars and how our twin restoration shops work.
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The mcdonalds donk in question (i love these things too so when i find a good one like this i keep it, a work of art.)
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Anyways that's my audition tape for my actual views and why i should have Pontiacs aside from just that my grampy gave me his white 1994 Grand AM SE 4 door.
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The 2010s is bad. You don't love what it gave you, its stockholm syndrome. There IS more to life than counting those stupid beans for that stupid skeleton man, and you still need to rescue the princesses Rhyme and Reason anyways!
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And the queer culture was being neutered while see and saw was put into much too close a focus. The music died and was replaced with a hologram and nobody even noticed. Video games are trying to be movies and movies are trying to be video games and they all suck ass.
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A trans am about gender should come from another go at it, a 55 sedan should come from sticking with it. And that's why there hasn't been any- nothing in the 2010s is worth doubling down on. Its techbloat and trauma-fetishization. We're not taking xanax into the future.
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Cruisin to your place to fix your toaster oven with a box full of wacky springs and toothpicks like a real professional.
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So when i had figured that other post out i thought "better late than never" at which point the song from that album plays in my head going "better never than late" which never actually got in my way but did just make me lose focus lol.
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And the ornament design is called an Eaglejet. For the bald eagle and newly-developed jet airplane. Get your facts before you try and get your clout, buster.
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No it fucking isn't you doofus. Its clearly a trifive chevy
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Maybe i'm just dog. That's tough to optimize for corporations dog feels like a dog! Snep feels like a lady. There's plety of room and time to figure it out, it is MY WAY OF BEING after all so its not like the trend ends and its over.
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But seriously that's been one of those things that goes under my stuff and is in my mind but the words don't come. Finally one of those finished and i saw the process start to finish. I love better understanding my brain and myself!
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Yeah no shit you think its cringe, what the fuck do you think the point of that stupid cringe culture shit is? To ostrasize the other. If you had the power of god and anime on your side, what would YOU do? Answer that and celebrate it in June.
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Being queer is telling your friends you're going to swallow them whole, lookingn them sulturly in the eye and then NOT just giving them a blowjob but instead drooling on them and licking them and pointing at your belly and telling them that's where they're going.
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Being queer is doubling down on what makes you not normal instead of just getting sucked back in with a quirk. Being queer is being a trans woman and not shaving. That's beautiful, i love a gal with shag.
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Its been eating at me since Mindy- i fell for it too. The demands on trans women to be only feminine and pass, the expectations that being gay married will shut you up and you'll have kids, the whole "doesn't even matter my belly is fullof prey its just there" vore posts. Its just shaming.