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chazperella.bsky.social
I'm a dog and I like socks. Actual 30 year old man on the internet. You remember me, but from where?
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Oh yeah did i mention i'm a member of my local country club and they love my fursuit?~

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Golf clears the mind and sharpens the spirit. Everybody knows that.

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I like low-stakes but i need factory original or period custom as a starting point. My moon garage run by a blue nerd from Canada will handle the SA-swapped suicide cars and their degentrification into something someone could actually drive. He likes 2000s spongebob and Mcdonalds donks.

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You could hang out around the car and chat the afternoon away while one or both of you hand-embroiders the dogbones. I'd love to do that, personally.

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Telling someone to get a toyota corolla is like telling them to off themseves. All modern cars are toyota corollas. Get a 1972 Oldsmobile with big comfy seats that have dog bones embroidered on them.

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I'm baffled that anybody can find their grey incel faced jelly bean in a parking lot to be honest.

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Speaking of, now there's a reliable little car with a good amount of pep that doesn't look like the all the other ones in the parking lot. 1994 Pontiac Grand AM. Different grille than 1993 and 1995, too.

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Pontiac is about doubling down. Its in the Chief iconography because that was the earth-first futurist symbol of the time, why that crying chief was such a thing. Stick with what you know instead of riding off into the sunset.

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Dogs are allowed to be the silly ones while the company stays serious. Yin and yang of caring about this stuff. Dogs bark in ways dogs understand; so bark about the stuff you like and why you like it

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Maytag Man 57 Chevy brought to you by Sears-Kenmore, Norelco, Brother Sewing Machines, and Electrolux. Obviously Maytag too.

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If you wanna make up a story about the thunderbird on the hood of the chevy, you gotta point at one and say it to your friend irl, the internet is too loud for an echo that small. Saving you the heartache now, but planning a roadtrip in a 57 Chevy 4 door inline six with some fun paint so you can ig

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Something's weird about the books in Barnes & Nobel and i don't mean in the queer way. They're very much closet-pride weird and that's not what Barnes & Nobel is supposed to be; as they were not just roomates but in fact passionate gay lovers who wrote magnificent letters of romance.

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Oh that's why the crew doesn't like the pilot even though everybody else does. Now i get the joke. And i still think the album is a groove. And you thought i was a stranger to love ;3

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So i guess its just okay to feel the things i feel then? That whole worry story thing coated in stuff i actually like so its not so worrying anymore? I can dig it. How do i start?

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Be proud of who you are or i'll come to your room in the middle of the night wearing a painter suit to blast Englebert Humperdink in your ears from a cassette and demand you learn to love what you are or give me all your cool stuff as Lord Vador from the planet Vulcon.

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And for the record, i am VERY proud of this queer thing i did with and about my gender- i just don't have good words to talk about it, really only the words of oppression like "detransition". I need a better word, but also if i had one would the system just try to make it normal? That's no good.

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Ah uh hahaha i totally knew that already and was waiting for all of you to say something ahhaha yeah

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Okay okay cancel me if you must but this is why i can't stand modern pop queer culture: it removed the queer parts in favor of conformity.

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I find warhammer stupid and annoying because i want to find people who also like building small buildings and such to use in film but all miniatures comes up with is stupid Violent Memories Figurines.

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I only take cues from those i trust and know.

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Beginning to take architecture drawing more seriously so i can remind these modern mooks what a building is supposed to fucking look like

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All i'm saying is if somebody decided to keep me in diapers 24/7 i wouldn't complain.

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