chocklitcoloncreme.bsky.social
I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
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Dayum😂
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Just because.
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They basic had us eating canned goods in a plastic wrapper. Zero nutrition but just enough calories to keep you alive while fighting a war.
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Least he knows when to keep quiet😊
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😂😂😂
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Go on and kiss him gurl
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Measure the length and width of the room’s floor and multiply that number. Add up all the numbers for each room. That number is the number of square feet of your apartment.
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😂😂
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I’ve been working on not loving with so much reckless abandon and that hasn’t been going too well.
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The city’s suffered long enough to have a chip but Dolan hasn’t😂
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I was thinking the same thing when my co-worker gave me this big salty ass bowl of gumbo her daughter made but I told her what it was and she had the nerve to tell me she thought the shit was salty too😂
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Cheap undocumented immigrant labor is the next best thing to slave labor.
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Me too but Gavin’s been doing some Guilfoyle-type things lately.
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Gyaaad damn man yawl be😂😂😂😭
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Pay attention. Newsom has already begun selling out people who voted for him just like Trump.
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Wait? An undocumented person can bond out?
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💯
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Here goes another hearing/investigation/court case paid by the people but won’t end up doing anything for the people. Just like the banking, automobile and airline industries we bailed out. And a special shout out to all the PPP recipients.
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Target, McDonald’s, Walmart and every other DEI hating company
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Men can be some of the most bamfs around. Claim they want a strong Black woman, meet one and turn right around and dismiss her because their insecurities can’t handle who she was with before they met.
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Few years ago the Academy told us they’d improve by diversifying the board/voting members but now they’re asses are adding categories so they can justify handing out participation Grammies🤷🏾♀️
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All American franchises operating overseas source/operate locally because they have to follow the laws of that nation. And the people of those nations simply don’t wanna consume bleached meat/poultry products.
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His wife says a whole mouthful in the last paragraph👇🏿
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I got a hunnard that says he’ll recommend having it indoors
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Not to worry. Tomorrow they’ll do it to a SCJ.
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This reads like one big dyslexic ass AI generated article.
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Keep tryna tell yall they about this close ✌🏿to performing surgery w/pig cultures and when the price goes down it’s gonna be bacon bbls all ova the place😩
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As long as the temp stays above 140F, it’s really no different from that restaurant steak you like (but didn’t know it was allowed to dry rot for 40+ days) or that sourdough (look it up) you rave about.
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They’re busy banning books.
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“Wtf kinda morning news i— Ohhh this is quirking😂
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I swear Jordan used to get the same calls tho
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Mmhm that’s exactly what he meant when he said Roni
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I got one brewing inside my belly too. Whole lotta cherries and some oatmeal and fruit and almonds from breakfast this morning and I hope it too shall pass😩
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Rich mfers who built private prisons are the only people who benefit. No one gets deported until they’ve picked their quota of crops from LA, AL and FL for free. Cheap labor is the next best thing to slave labor.
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I just gotta wait until I go back to Chicago. We got all this daggone shoreline out here but we don’t have nowhere near as many fresh seafood vendors as Chicago. And crabcakes out here be unseasoned😩
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Use a little less makeup is a hot topic too
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Thanks. Now I gotta walk around widda imaginary taste on my tongue all day😩
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MSM is faker than the stripper who says she loves you.
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Ain’t this like employees at Popeye’s asking Waffle House to pull security for them while they’re on shift?
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Exactly why it’s the most toxic trait. The act in and of itself is taxing but the deception is what you just can’t get over.
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“What if we took all the shit on sale off our end caps and labeled them $5 or less?”
“That’s fabulous, Penelope! I love it I love it!”😉
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Cheating really is the most toxic experience. Can’t reconcile/trust nothing afterwards.