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It is deeply hilarious that the Hudson's Bay Company was founded in 1670 and chugged along for three and a half centuries and Private Equity finished it off in like five years.

elon musk is the first successful D.A.R.E. campaign

i'm a sucker for when they swap out one letter in fantasy books. "on black wings arrived a magpye." hell yeah dude. i know basically what that means but also that it's weird-looking somehow

Lol just heard the NPR story about the DOGE guy who lost his job when he said he was surprised at how hard it was to find inefficiencies in the federal govt because he came from Silicon Valley where companies always have lots of people sitting around doing nothing

Amazon and Sony have canceled The Wheel of Time. Another streaming service could save it, and we know just the one for the job.

Indianapolis vs. Oklahoma City sounds like a competition to host the 1978 World's Fair

The Knicks' season ends tonight, but if they have to lose, at least they went out playing like complete fucking bitches. Fucking Christ

Thread: Athlete appearances on Sesame Street Julius Erving

"People ask chatbots or AI-larded search engines for answers to questions that chatbots inherently cannot understand, receive a confidently phrased but often luridly wrong result, and move on grateful for the convenience and exactly 0% wiser for having done so." defector.com/what-is-sam-...

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There’s still an acme on Lancaster Ave but it’s much less cool looking

(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination

Drafting xkcd.com/3093/

One thing we never talk about is how NASA was not allowed to fail in the same ways that SpaceX does. For NASA, they’ve been under a strict microscope of not wasting taxpayer dollars in their pursuits. The bar was always high. SpaceX has a lower bar, all while still using taxpayer dollars.

I have no problem with a robot taking my job as long as it also takes paying my rent

TEEN: But you're, like, really pretty. JORDAN PETERSON: Thank you. TEEN: So you agree. PETERSON: What? TEEN: You think you're really pretty. PETERSON: Oh, I don't know— TEEN: Oh my god, I love your bracelet!

Me in a text about two weeks ago

It feels like Peter David wrote more in a lifetime than you could possibly read in a lifetime and it's all at least pretty good. But this will always be what first comes to mind for me: the magic miracle of making erstwhile speedster Avenger Quicksilver relatable, and almost likeable, in X-Factor 87

Over the years, I've become disillusioned and detached from every hobby that I used to care about, either because of toxic fandoms or corporate malfeasance. The comic book industry is a prime example of systemic exploitation. The fact that Marvel let Peter David struggle before his death is criminal

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

every college degree has only two pathways for careers for example, if you get a degree in psychology, you can 1) help poor and underprivileged people: $30,000/year 2) research new ways to make people gamble even more: $700,000/year

Every time a politician gives a statistic that is incorrect, they should have a ritual where a member of the opposition can fair dinkum kick them in their crotch. Run ups allowed.

if you're still a congressman when you die, you get to be a congressman in heaven and do the really good insider trading up there. why is everyone pretending not to understand this

A much better version of myself packed me lunch today and I hate them so much.

The scary truth about America is that, right now, anyone you know could be hiding behind a door or in a crawlspace to jump out and spook you. They could even be behind a curtain. Or even inside of some big barrels. And these are people you know very well. Family, coworkers, extended family.

OWNERS OF THE GRAND PRIX TRACK IN SPEED RACER: We understand the giant spikes and the vertical drop. It's just— DESIGNER OF THE GRAND PRIX TRACK IN SPEED RACER: I'm gonna stop you right there: You're having trouble with the zebra wall. OWNERS: See? You knew right away. DESIGNER: No, that's fair.

“It's not my duty as Mayor to make sure you have a parking spot. For me it's the same as if you bought a cow, or a refrigerator, and then asked me where you're going to put them.” — Mayor of Pontevedra, Spain (re-elected 6 times)

"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants

The bottom 60% of U.S. households don't make enough money to afford a "minimal quality of life," where as the top 1% have more money than at any time in history, according to a new analysis. www.cbsnews.com/news/cost-of...

Buying my own personal ball pit so only I can piss in it <3

god it makes me vibrate with rage when people are like “well, ai is here, so we have no choice but to use it.” like okay the traffic outside my apartment is here so i have no choice but to walk into it i guess

If you or I fucked up this bad we'd be out of a job! It's quite insane Zaslav will die richer than we'll ever be combined!

Wow. What a last line. "I'm Andor. Andor Skywalker." In many ways the whole show was just building up to that moment.

Andor: We’re done for, no one can save us now… Babu Frik (offscreen): Hey-heyyyyy!

Andor has done the remarkable feat of making a show that was cancelled too early but then managed to get a feature film to finish the story, only they made the movie first.

I just want to extend big hugs to all the teachers whose souls are being crushed by this

The final arc of Andor is about finding Jabba the Hutt's treasure.

Books are a total scam. Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.

Current tariffs will cost the average household 5 Nintendo Switch 2s this year.

“I might just have to take you up on that” I say, knowing I’ll never speak to that person again.

we’re all trying to find the guy who unrolled the toilet paper

THEY SERIOUSLY ENDED THE NEW DANDADAN ON A SHARKNADO CLIFFHANGER this manga is actually stupid. stupid good

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

For everyone who was like “Google search is getting worse,” we were absolutely right.

Most viable career paths right now: -Police goon -Tech fraudster -Health care crank -Regime propagandist -Dentist (unrelated to the others, it just pays well)