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colin1.bsky.social
Dog dad, bike rider, CRNA school goer - I already know how to put people to sleep with bad jokes, now I’m learning to use drugs.
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Great moments in anesthesia wake-ups: “Fuck! I am fucked up 😳 “

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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

submitted 3 days ago • 766 comments

I choose to believe this is who started the fire.

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

It was the from the windows of times, It was the to the walls of times

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“Lazy Day Comfort Binges” Ummmm, Netflix? Have SEEN BoJack Horseman??

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“How did you sleep?” Well I just picked up my Flonase and stuck it in my armpit like it was deodorant so who can say really

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When I was in the 8th grade, we had a spelling bee in my English class. I, an above average speller, got tasked with the word “cabbage” and was like wow guys that’s the best you got? I stood up, and confidently proclaimed: “Cabbage, C-a-g-g-a-g-e” They called be Caggage the rest of the year

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You’re terrible at being a pedant.

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There are legitimate issues with the pharmaceutical industry and how it's regulated; the wellness industry is even more predatory, like it's not even close. Woo woo bullshit on par with leeches and humors

submitted 11 days ago • 122 comments

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

submitted 12 days ago • 52 comments

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

submitted 12 days ago • 1562 comments

Chicago Pope declares ketchup on hot dogs a sin

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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Not to be too pro technocrat, but it is astounding how much this country depended on the selflessness of like a few hundred thousand highly educated public servants who, for peanuts, made sure our food and medicine and environment etc were safe. And in return these servants were demonized.

submitted 12 days ago • 177 comments

“we get a standalone vote on an amendment that will 100% fail so that we can pretend we tried” is maybe the single most infuriating “tactic” Dems use and exhibit A in why Schumer needs to go embarrassing and disqualifying

submitted 12 days ago • 56 comments

Wine doesn’t count when you cook with it and drink it out of an old little jelly glass

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Despite immigration and market concerns, Trump still commands a faithful lead in the demographic who listens to the little band from Texas you know I’m a ZZ Top ass Kickin music wigs well Dressed Man sleeping bag and 100 more just like this Kid Rock and ZZ Top cuz I’ll keep listening rock on brother

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The only boys being told to stop being boys are trans boys and trans boys are not the boys being radicalized into fascism

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

POV: you’re a sleepy baby boy

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CBS News quietly updated their story. I still don’t understand how WaPo could’ve reported it first if I was the one who “uncovered” it, but I guess it’s an improvement.

submitted 17 days ago • 140 comments

i'm looking for potential solutions for traffic deaths. so i think we should remove all traffic signs and road markers and instead see if it would help it we put really big pillows everywhere on the side of the road for people to land on when they fly out of their cars in crashes

submitted 18 days ago • 19 comments

Can we maybe start by impeaching this motherfucker

submitted 19 days ago • 22 comments

I guess I’m now officially a senior CRNA student 🥲 Only one year to go!

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submitted 21 days ago • 59 comments

the market dominance of scrolling vertical video apps is completely baffling to me, a guy who lives in constant terror that his phone will make a noise

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments