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Three goes to zero as UK mobile provider suffers voice and text outage

'Member excel space invaders? Do that to power bi and you get a little owl pic for a second

Jim Cramer has said: The stock market is actually going higher after the U.S. bombed Iran

@spotify.com if you lot could figure out what a Direct Debit is, you could enter the 20th century. Don't you think that would be fun?

Why the fuck do Microsoft Edge update service names start with a \s, did someone miss a trim() or something?

Pete hegseth talking about high opsec

It's Hilux not Hillux. Like HiFi

We have a C++26. It's a bigger thing than 11. Reflection Senders Contracts This is a whole new language.

Can everyone take a second to meditate on what Love Island *actually is* before we get all surprised about who applies to it and stuff?

Hey btw. Use signal

If we tagged British politicians we might get...... A working tagging system. (I still think tagging is worse than prison.)

Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir

What fresh fucking hell is this now?!

New from 404 Media: Apple gave governments data related to thousands of push notifications. Governments request this data in attempt to identify person behind devices. Sometimes include unencrypted push notification content www.404media.co/apple-gave-g...

I am not a fan of teaching copilot how the cost analysis provider works. Bruh

When you build software against dependencies copied out of onedrive and you have to attrib -r *.libs It's funnier in 2025 than it was in 2005

Absolute _gamers_ out here on the dominos surveys, I never stood a chance with my puny 809m

Microsoft employees have discovered that any emails they send with the terms “Palestine” or “Gaza” are getting temporarily blocked from being sent. Microsoft confirmed to The Verge that it has implemented some form of email changes. Details 👇 www.theverge.com/tech/672312/...

A massive trove of 184 million breached records, which have now been taken down, includes user logins for platforms including Apple, Google, and Meta. Among the exposed accounts are ones linked to dozens of governments. www.wired.com/story/myster...

🚨 Russia is now fielding nuclear-tipped air-to-air missiles, per U.S. intel. Likely based on the R-37M, this Cold War-style weapon marks a rare and dangerous escalation in Moscow’s nuclear arsenal.

Today, CoreWeave, $CRWV, announced a $2 billion senior notes upsize rallying 18% Before the news, there was overwhelmingly positive sentiment for $CRWV. TEN MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE YESTERDAY, someone went hard into deep ITM calls, as well as calls expirying on Friday. These trades made millions.

Jordan Klepper is an absolute maestro

Microsoft SLT should be ashamed of themselves for this one. Microsoft knowingly platforms hate.

#booksky

So for five weeks, I had a phone that couldn't dial or text out. iDMobile support could only be contacted by live chat, and they were fucking atrocious. I ran through the same gambit seven times: reset network, reboot phone; three SIM cards have been issued to me.

This is so far over the line it’s disorienting.

Imagine trying to open unattend.xml with the default application LOL

So, if you try to create a VMSS of Win11s with devdrives, you can build warez without admin on fast disks. However, Win11s oobe will nuke VS for 30m after boot, rendering developers angy TIL about oobe.xml and unattend.xml, apparently but I don't think there's an answer here Halp

BREAKING: Goldman Sachs, $GS, will pay a $1.45 million civil fine to settle a inaccurate reporting for billions of stock trades. FINRA said that coding errors at Goldman led to inaccurate reporting of 36.6 billion trades to the CAT Central Repository, which helps the regulator monitor markets.

Rahh I need to get out on the bike

Zuckerberg and Musk are crushing news organisations like Byline Times. But we’re not taking this laying down Don’t Switch Off, Fight Bac #BigTechFightBack subscribe.bylinetimes.com/six/

NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."

Microsoft Storage Explorer still claiming to be Microsoft Az CLI in MFA requests, that's not confusing at all.

That choco doesn't have a non-breaking way to run upgrade is sorta nuts