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I couldn’t believe my ears when he first said it but Push really did something with “YELLOW DIAMONDS LOOK LIKE PEEPEE” and now I can’t stop saying it too

There wasn't going to be a resolution of this where Abrego Garcia went right back to ordinary life in Maryland with a path to potential citizenship. We demanded his return so he could receive due process and contest allegations before his ability to remain here was determined. That now will happen.

Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare. Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.

til Ike used exclamation points like a texting teenager

D’Arcy Carden in Handmaid’s Tale jumpscare

Howard Lutnick, our Secretary of Commerce, shows a disconnect from material reality that will make Americans die. A weather forecast cannot be "automated" or MADE AT ALL without data. And the budget he is defending here cuts the satellites and weather stations that provide that data. 1/

It’s more like Drake v Kanye

Dean: When did we have a trade surplus? Lutnick: About 100 years ago Dean: It was the Great Depression.

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

Ella Emhoff for *any office she chooses*

is she just eating sides at a bbq restaurant???

He's running

If Joe Biden posted something like this Hannity would be roused from his sleep to anchor special coverage. But Trump posts apeshit conspiracy theories and the mainstream press yawns. His craziness has been completely normalized.

Good for Nadler’s Aide

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

oh fuck off

darth they have 1000 of them

Oh I am not shitposting, folks. Stephen Miller, his wife, and Elon are widely rumored to be a throuple. Now Miller's wife is leaving the Trump team to be with Musk & LITERALLY PER THE NEW YORK TIMES Stephen is angrily subtweeting Musk. They actually put it in the paper of record that he was mad

therapist: “bluesky can not hurt u darth it is not real” bluesky:

How do we think Timothy Simons feels about being somehow the worst, and yet most ineffectual person, in the room in both veep and handmaids tale

Impossible Challenge: Hardcore Biden Dems don’t vote for a centrist monster bc the more-left candidate “feels unelectable or something”

All for it. Take his ass out of the senate where he’s affecting all of us with his stupidity. Hope he loses the primary and goes away forever.

I sold the domain Toilet dot com for $137 million in 1998 and I’m going to kill you one way or the other if it’s the last thing I do.

Ahhhhh my home, the panhandle. One of the few things I miss about it is seeing dolphins. but of course my mantra for when people ask why I left is once again proven true; “beautiful place, terrible people”

why is the baby mysteriously hanging from the ceiling

and it’s just for saying what everyone else that doesn’t have a microphone is thinking. Lots of people with mics who aren’t using them and need to have it taken away