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New Snob Episode! While the new Final Destination movies is the best reviewed of the series, The Cinema Snob goes back to watch the worst reviewed! Check out this episode on THE FINAL DESTINATION 4, this time with deadly tires. youtu.be/0OnKf7pym9g

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Who Invited The Dog Man?

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i dont want to be a killjoy but we desperately need to make it socially unacceptable to talk about asking chatgpt things in regular conversation

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sorry!

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True Love's Definition - existentialcomics.com/comic/603

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It’s really important to keep saying the obvious part out loud: this administration is advancing a white supremacist project that’s been long in the making. Their problem isn’t just with democracy. It’s with multiracial democracy, specifically.

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If you don't want to be compared to the Gestapo, one neat trick is to not engage in a campaign of terror around the country wherein you kidnap people off the streets to slave dungeons in accommodation of an autocratic fascist and his nationalist movement's desire for racial purity.

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SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN

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🤠

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The New Age to fascist pipeline (and vice versa) is strong!

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

find new media to get interested in literally anything other than harry potter, like look dude i'm not expecting you to start reading ultra highbrow stuff and suddenly have an opinion on finnigan's wake or whatever, just read or watch something that isn't harry potter, there are so many other books

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As long as we’re talking about Naomi Wolf I want to remind you once again about the time she thought Apple invented vaccines that let you travel backwards in time

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*sidling up to a lady at the bar* hello would you like to join my polycule? we sleep in a Fisher-Price xylophone.

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Wuh oh. Whoopsy daisy.

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Not remarked upon enough that the political faction most critical of contemporary art — putatively on the grounds that it devalued traditional skills and craft — has taken the most readily to AI art.

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The Trial of Tony Scorpion

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As a historian, I just want to say that the history of enslavers is that they enslaved people, committed treason to preserve slavery, and that they are terrible and should never be honored in any sort of way

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these guys are fucking braindead, like their experience of fiction is just about communicating story as a sequence of events. you forgot to heed the vibes, you bitch

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

This is how ChatGPT feels to me

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The weed number is now 582 due to inflation

submitted 116 days ago • 131 comments

ITS OK - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Zoo for poorly drawn animals

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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

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for most people, especially white people, the immediate instinctive reaction to clear evidence of systemic racism is to find a reason for it to not be true, and, since this is an instinctive retreat into complacency, the reason can be complacent, too—as complacent as "oh I just don't believe that"

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Bugs Bunny, a nasty fellow, real sick guy. I did a lot of favors for Bugs, but he says such nasty things. He says it’s not wabbit season but it’s wabbit season. It’s always wabbit season I promise you. But we’re gonna get Bugs, don’t worry. I’m working with our friends at ACME. We’ll get Bugs.

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“The big issue for 2028 will be Joe Biden‘s mental acuity“ buddy nobody outside the institutional Democratic Party or the media has thought about Joe Biden in months and very likely will never think about him again.

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Fucking THANK YOU. Like, for real, I need a lot of you to dispense with the fantasies of objective, impartial tech. You are watching the intended purpose of this shit on display as we speak as Grok is hammered into compliance behind the scenes.

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Hmmmm

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Spot the Difference

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AI rules

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An entire lineage of influenza B viruses literally went extinct due to COVID mitigation measures and people will still say “masks don’t work”

submitted 119 days ago • 47 comments

I just asked about the humidity

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i love that techbros reinvent buses every few years

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Me: Grok what is Boyle’s Law Grok: It describes the unfair treatment of noble gases. Noble like our great Boer forefathers.

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"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN

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we have to turn the whole internet off

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

You can tell AI is really "thinking" when one guy has the power to tell it specific talking points to regurgitate.

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holy fuck y'all

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I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash

submitted 6 days ago • 45 comments