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Corn Flakes were invented to suppress sexual thoughts but jokes on you buddy - dry, fragile, and flaky are my type, apparently

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a cocaine-themed bar that's just a big, grimey bathroom

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we're all in this together and one of you is farting

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"man, fuck grapes. i'm gonna beat the shit outta them and leave them to rot" -how wine was invented

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maybe i should stay away even longer, give y'all more time

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maybe the Mission Impossible folks should try a possible mission so they can stop making these fucking movies

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the coexist font, closely related to Wingdings, is named "Wingnuts"

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damn bluesky still hasnt got rid of the glitch where my posts are bad

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"Turn that frown upside down" i.e. i'm going to give you a St Peter crucifixion

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How to slack off at work (a thread) Make coffee as a way to procrastinate Talk constantly to your coworkers about the dangers of AI so they won't suspect that you're using it to do your whole job (and they won't steal your idea) 1/5 (cont'd)

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oh goooddddddddddddd. goody.

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conversely, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ejaculates a substance that looks like human flesh

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when visiting a hotel, avoid contracting bedbugs, unless you're prepared for the responsibilities of pet ownership

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all children born after 2019 start life with 200 unread emails in their inbox

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aw, it's so considerate of the genociders ❤️

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hey everyone listen up to the guy who thinks he can turn crackers into human meat www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

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if we all ran, at the same time, in the same direction, against the earth's rotation, we could change the rotation direction, make time go backwards, and start to reverse the devastating effects of climate change but i guess humans are just too stupid to do that

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i told the crying child that the circus clown's legs were long like that because he had been strapped to a rack and tortured by the mafia over gambling debts thus stretching them. i didn't want the kid to grow up with an irrational fear of stilts.

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i started my boxing career to get cauliflower ear but it's not as delicious as it sounds

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if i was a medieval royal food taster, i'd pretend to drop dead from poison anytime there was a good meal, then later eat it out of the garbage after the king threw it away. especially if it was pizza. or taco bell.

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do panic attacks count as cardio?

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brb gotta go change my profile name

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forget ballpoint, i want ovarypoint pens. i'm signing these documents by smearing eggs all over them

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people were always laughing at my larger frame. but when we were stranded in the mountains after a crash landing, no one was laughing, because they picked me to eat first, and their mouths were full.

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thank you for making me think of Joe Biden's prostate. it had been a couple of hours since i thought about Joe Biden's prostate.

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

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Corn Flakes were invented to suppress sexual thoughts but jokes on you buddy - dry, fragile, and flaky are my type, apparently

a cocaine-themed bar that's just a big, grimey bathroom

we're all in this together and one of you is farting

"man, fuck grapes. i'm gonna beat the shit outta them and leave them to rot" -how wine was invented

maybe i should stay away even longer, give y'all more time

maybe the Mission Impossible folks should try a possible mission so they can stop making these fucking movies

the coexist font, closely related to Wingdings, is named "Wingnuts"

damn bluesky still hasnt got rid of the glitch where my posts are bad

"Turn that frown upside down" i.e. i'm going to give you a St Peter crucifixion

How to slack off at work (a thread) Make coffee as a way to procrastinate Talk constantly to your coworkers about the dangers of AI so they won't suspect that you're using it to do your whole job (and they won't steal your idea) 1/5 (cont'd)

oh goooddddddddddddd. goody.

conversely, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ejaculates a substance that looks like human flesh

when visiting a hotel, avoid contracting bedbugs, unless you're prepared for the responsibilities of pet ownership

all children born after 2019 start life with 200 unread emails in their inbox

aw, it's so considerate of the genociders ❤️

hey everyone listen up to the guy who thinks he can turn crackers into human meat www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

if we all ran, at the same time, in the same direction, against the earth's rotation, we could change the rotation direction, make time go backwards, and start to reverse the devastating effects of climate change but i guess humans are just too stupid to do that

i told the crying child that the circus clown's legs were long like that because he had been strapped to a rack and tortured by the mafia over gambling debts thus stretching them. i didn't want the kid to grow up with an irrational fear of stilts.

i started my boxing career to get cauliflower ear but it's not as delicious as it sounds

if i was a medieval royal food taster, i'd pretend to drop dead from poison anytime there was a good meal, then later eat it out of the garbage after the king threw it away. especially if it was pizza. or taco bell.

do panic attacks count as cardio?

brb gotta go change my profile name

forget ballpoint, i want ovarypoint pens. i'm signing these documents by smearing eggs all over them

people were always laughing at my larger frame. but when we were stranded in the mountains after a crash landing, no one was laughing, because they picked me to eat first, and their mouths were full.

thank you for making me think of Joe Biden's prostate. it had been a couple of hours since i thought about Joe Biden's prostate.

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

just found out that bluesky isn't an AI game and im regretting some of my interactions

I can't top this one.

boomer pope drank from the hosanna

my work here is dumb