cuddlybadgerdad.bsky.social
I know you’re doing your best and I’m proud of you. 🤍🖤
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Found @tempowrites.bsky.social
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Rico no
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I already forget what all the buttons do!
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"Big numbers" are a bit of a trap
what numerical value will be enough, if you don't think of yourself as worthy already?
this is why comparison won't do us good in the long run uwu
we'll keep finding higher numbers to compare ourselves too
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Aww that’s so sweet 🤍🖤
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Awooo!
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I need ChatGPT to hold my dick while I pee otherwise I can't go
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I'm so normal about those normals 👀
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For a second I thought they had a cup on their ear!
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I'll woof to that 🤍🖤
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Anyway, I tied for second place and was pretty happy with that. Speedo guy got dead last. But he has plenty going for him.
Now he says hi to me whenever I walk by him. Lucky I’m wearing sunglasses because I’m not looking at his face 👀
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Through the three rounds I get comments about my fast reload speed and consistent performance (Speedo guy’s more modestly dressed identical twin said I never scored below an 8 DID I MENTION THEY WERE TWINS) and one said they’d want me as their archer 🥰
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So this archery target is in the kids playground. And the seats are very low to the ground. I sit, and it puts my head right at crotch level.
Speedo dad goes second to last and I’m there about five feet away with just about the best view in the house of his well-packaged bits. Shot after shot.
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Speedo dad is in the group. After a quick demo, I’m first up. I make a comment about never doing this before. I do my best, and do well (3 arrows, 24 points out of a possible 30). I hear a comment behind me that I made it look easy. I’m pretty proud of myself.
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I’m late to the party but you know I’m all about Clay 😍
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And the activity announcer comes over and (I think only half jokingly) comes over and chides the guy that “this is a *family* resort!”
Anyway. Straight dad things.
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So here I am in a kid size folding chair with a 250-lb straight dadbod bouncing on my lap. His kids are watching. My kids are watching. I’ve got a big smile on my face (having forgotten to update my facial expression, oops)
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I yell “I got ya” sort of as a joke and as a cover so he’d save face. This guy’s got a great squish to him. So quite unexpectedly, he starts bouncing up and down on my lap. Like, I couldn’t see his face. I’m pretty sure he meant it as a no-homo joke.