cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
1st pope of ornitheology
Boring & bland. You've been warned
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(:• )
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You're so mean! It's actually Thursday.
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I spent so long trying to figure out where the words kiwi and wings went before realizing you didn't mean the fruit, & I didn't even notice nibblets
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I couldn't pull it off. Too much of an asshole to even troll like that, lol
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That was so funny, like damn dude, your mother never hugged you?
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The comments on that video are a genuine fucking cognitohazard.
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They had it in black and silver, didn't know which you wanted so I grabbed both
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I have no idea! People are wild. It's definitely not the first time I got silly online and had someone clearly make up a whole character they didn't like over it. Its weird every single time it happens though
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Someone accused me of being incapable of relationships because I canceled Hulu & lied to the Disney Corp about why, lol. And then got even madder when I was like "uh, you're reading a lot into this..."
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The 6th is an actual GP
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So pretty
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I saw a thing where they studied coffee & proved it makes you need to go, which was like yeah, (excuse the pun) no shit.
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They don't emulsify it. Easy rookie mistake, weird for a restaurant though
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I don't think it was that, he'd just aggressively hurtled salsa down from a great altitude a millisecond before
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Barely any. Half a spoonful
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Probably
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I don't think there's a distinct style for us really. Every joint is either Texas style or Kansas city style. There is a really good place in this town, but its Texas style, & I have to admit the sausage is subpar. They make it themselves & the flavor is good, but it's super grainy
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Oh yeah?! Well, Arizona BBQ...
...fuckin sucks usually, tbh
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It was bizarre! I hadn't even asked for extra, he just went "cheese?" & I said "sure" & suddenly he was trying to furiously jam the entire containers worth onto the bowl
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Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Extra extra extra cheese. He was balling it up and then packing it down on top. I've never seen them do anything like that before. I had to ask him to stop because the amount of cheese was becoming alarming, lmao
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They look familiar, but I don't know their names.
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Unbelievable
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I cackled at this
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mfer would try to steal the trojan horse's ivermectin
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It's a shame, caterpillars have more hands than rats, but snakes have no hands at all, so they just force them to wiggle into interpretive dances
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Evergreen, lol
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This post strikes me as libertarian in nature and fills me with rage. I feel like starting a fight with everyone who replies here, posting some extra wild stuff that raises everyone'seyebrows, and refusing to log off or delete my increasingly unwise posts
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A word a day guy was arguing yesterday we should just get rid of apostrophes since they're almost always used wrong & you have to use context clues to tell if an apostrophe is needed or superfluous everytime you read anything outside of a grammar book anyway
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The one I have is one of those cheap knockoff brands "nevku", I think it was $40 or $50. The attachments are all really sturdy though, works great. Part of the problem may also be I'm left handed, so the manual machine may work better for someone right handed, it was awkward for me.
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"I was there before the pancake flipped"
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Sorry to pop in with unsolicited advice, but I highly recommend getting a stand mixer attachment or an automated one if you go that route. I had a hand crank pasta roller for ages & it was a bitch trying to use by myself. I wound up hand rolling the dough often anyway
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Really fucking it up. I wanted to dish about a shitty restaurant!
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I replied to Why with a pancake anecdote before I noticed what was happening
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And brag about their mom's sexual prowess
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Normally, I stay miles away from discourse, but I nearly brushed this one, lol
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It's the next evolution of that meme.
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We're not really wishing them dead, we're just hoping that he never sees The Rehearsal
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Lmao, my mil just asked me what the rehearsal is about
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There's a landmark breakfast restaurant next to one of our offices, and they get their pancake batter delivered, to go into an automated version of these. It cracks me up
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This time, when I kill it, I'm gonna make sure it stays dead
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That's amazing!
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I thought that happened in Baltimore for some reason