cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon.
1st pope of ornitheology
Boring & bland. You've been warned
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That's hilarious!
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Hmm. Apparently, it's called a beard
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Bolo ties are often made with horse hair
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Growing up one of our dogs loved when the squirrels would pelt her with pecans. They trained a dog otherwise completely oblivious to their presence to obsessively harass them for treats
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Kind of any form of monetization, including, but not limited to, podcasts, patreon, kofi, & redbubble
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That's the thing. They arrested a lady off the street for co-writing an op-ed for her SCHOOL paper. It seems reasonable to say that there's legal risk to money muling at the best of times, and, uh, we're not in the best of times
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I don't have funds but I'd be willing to be a research assistant
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I'm sorry
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That's what I did
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I could never sell such precious creations
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Hawt
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I might have to draw it myself...
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You need them though
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Some spiders stop making silk and instead make milk from their ass tits for their babies
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Be nice to animals, it may just save your life
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Shhh, don't spoil the end reveal of the Rehearsal!
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:(
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Lol. Throwing some woo at trash
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Yeah. Mine get decimated. I've managed to grow habaneros before, but that's it
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Not just dead Mega Dead™️
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Me too. Can never seem to grow them though
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The whole interaction was weird. He was raising the spoon really high & then aggressively slapping the ingredients down so only like half even made it in the bowl. And then the cheese thing. And going insanely fast even though I was the only one in "line"
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Juh-lop-eh-noh pappers
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Fortunately I had enough protein thanks to the pound of cheese
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Thats exactly what she would say too! 🫠
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Hah! That's the way to go.
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Luxembergism because I have a friend from Luxemberg & she makes it sound really nice
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It sounds utopian
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I was raised by libertarian market socialists but decided to rebel against my family who found their own beliefs confusing and contradictory
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history as a concept is revisionist, anti-Semitic, and sexist.
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Reddit, here, obscure gardening forums, I feel like there are definitely some options
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I'm way too fucked up to date anyone like that. I'd ruin them, lol
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It's the bajillion group chats that kill me. "Good morning everyone! I hope you're all enjoying the sunshine and smiling on this wonderful day we've been blessed with! 🌈🌞🙏😸"
It really shouldn't annoy me, but it does & then I feel terrible about it, lol
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(:• )
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You're so mean! It's actually Thursday.
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I spent so long trying to figure out where the words kiwi and wings went before realizing you didn't mean the fruit, & I didn't even notice nibblets
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I couldn't pull it off. Too much of an asshole to even troll like that, lol
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That was so funny, like damn dude, your mother never hugged you?
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The comments on that video are a genuine fucking cognitohazard.
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They had it in black and silver, didn't know which you wanted so I grabbed both
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I have no idea! People are wild. It's definitely not the first time I got silly online and had someone clearly make up a whole character they didn't like over it. Its weird every single time it happens though
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Someone accused me of being incapable of relationships because I canceled Hulu & lied to the Disney Corp about why, lol. And then got even madder when I was like "uh, you're reading a lot into this..."
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The 6th is an actual GP