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cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. 1st pope of ornitheology Boring & bland. You've been warned
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Went to the nursery & they actually had milkweed, yay! I paid money for a weed to stick in my yard, lmao

submitted 21 minutes ago • 1 comment

Join the bsky book club get this Ursula K. Le Guin genderfucky classic and we’ll post about it at #bskybc for a month

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Having every business on the planet demanding you fill out customer surveys is so exhausting. I've gotten 3 texts so far demanding I rate my experience at urgent care yesterday. I pissed in a cup & they withheld hand soap & my id until I handed it over to satisfy my corporate overlords 0/5 stars

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

We rise

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Thank you! Really appreciate people thinking about how the nicknames affect mutes. Sometimes I want a break from a story & it's nigh impossible to escape because of all the varietals of insult names

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The best thing about the internet is posting something very dumb you find hilarious, but would never guess anyone else on the planet would get or enjoy, & getting a handful of likes on it. I wish I could bottle that feeling

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This is the ideal airplane body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Just three hours left to make your voice heard #bskybc

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Heading into a surprising semifinals as Peter Watts is knocked out by Quifan Chen! These all look great, I’d read them each #bskybc

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

At urgent care & I really have to pee, but ironically, I can't, because I'm here for a frigging pee test

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Do the people responding to every unrelated thing with comments like "democracy is collapsing & this is what you post about?!" ever find themselves exhausting?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment