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cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. 1st pope of ornitheology Boring & bland. You've been warned
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Anyone else have a relentlessly positive coworker that makes you realize what a piece of shit you are because you get annoyed by the positivity sometimes?

submitted 59 minutes ago • 1 comment

The kid at Chipotle slopped together my bowl like he hated me, then mounded on cheese like he wanted to be best friends. ...or he was hoping I'm lactose intolerant

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

My guts just made a horrible sound like I've never heard before, but I feel totally fine. I'm waiting for a bit of smoke to come out of my nose like a cartoon character that ate an explosive & came out unscathed

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Does anyone know a good website where I can be angry about politics in an extremely unproductive way? I'd particularly like to fight with people I actually agree with over our different personal interpretations of nomenclature

submitted 8 hours ago • 4 comments

I looked up if Captain Sully was still alive, & feel kind of bad he is. Not that I want him dead, but now I know there's a distinct possibility he'll have seen that episode. Iykyk

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I think I'm gonna log off and go looking for Magrathea for a bit. Anyone want me to grab them something while I'm there?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment