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dabytch.bsky.social
I have a long history of making bad decisions. Which explains the abundance of great stories I can tell.
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Deep breaths, Bytch. Put down the tablet and pour a cocktail. Just breathe.

Robert DeNiro at the Tony's: “I’m gonna say one thing: Fuck Trump!"

It's California. Not "Cali" I was born in LA. I'm a lifelong Californian. I will die on this hill. #petpeeves 😝

Fuck them too. youtu.be/1Eqjly1EsLI?...

Skater af.

Looks like a trip to the dispensary and the liquor store are on the morning schedule. If I have to watch my state be taken over by Nazis, at least I'll be drunk and high.

Why did they come with gas masks to puck up day workers at Home Depot? Why do they need the FBI and DEA at Home Depot? Why do they need that many jackbooted terrorists at Home Depot? Because they came to incite a riot. Fuck them all. youtu.be/x-8ZOxfCsO4?...

Just read a book about 3 women who hiked the JMT. The author lives near my parents place. Checked out her website. She's doing a talk this month for a women's club up there. The other person talking that day is a skydiver that I jumped with on the women's world record in 2002. World. Small.

EVERYBODY WATCH. ICE IS OUT OF CONTROL. Video of SEIU California’s President David Huerta getting assaulted & arrested during an ICE raid in the warehouse district of Downtown Los Angeles today. He’s an LA native, American citizen and labor leader. Don’t turn away.

Go #Oilers !! 🏒😃

GO OILERS!!!!!!!!!! Take the Cup back where it belongs! We certainly don't deserve it. And Florida DEFINITELY doesn't deserve it.

Gotta come up with something other than #TACO. 🌮 🌮🌮 are spicy and wholesome and good. The best 🌮 🌮 🌮 are made by awesome people. Only assholes don't love 🌮 🌮🌮 The orange thing is as far from a 🌮 as Pluto is from the sun. Even a Taco Bell 🌮 would run from it.

My Mom agreed without hesitation to selling the house and moving to assisted living. Her only concern was where. I guess being alone while Dad was dying at the SNF made her realize she doesn't want to live alone. Dreading emptying that house but also so happy she'll be safe and looked after.

I love my husband and my dog. But I want to live alone. I am so tired of cleaning up messes that I didn't make.

A good friend of mine was career Army SF. The following words from him changed how I think about this "holiday" weekend. "There is nothing happy about Memorial Day." Today I'm lifting one in gratitude to those who gave all for our freedoms.

My Dad died a couple hours ago. It's been expected. I spoke to him yesterday and said goodbye. It's better this way. At least thats what my brain says. My Dad is gone. My heart is broken...

Successful hills are here to stay Everything must be this way All our loves we sweat and save Building for a shallow grave Must be something else we say Somehow to defend this place Everything must be this way Everything must be this way - Jim Morrison

If brown skin is bad, why do so many MAGAts use tanning beds?

Tomorrow I play a shit ton of pinball www.goldenstatepinball.org

I'm old and a nobody, therefore expendable. So what the hell. 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47 86 47

As usual. Rural residents don't matter. Rural residents have no voice. Oh and @governor.ca.gov is an asswipe.

I will not yield to disrespectful men -AOC ❤️

99 bottles of gluten free beer on the wall. 99 bottles of gluten free beer. Take one down and... pass it around? In this economy? Yeah right, go buy your own. 98 bottles of gluten free beer on the wall...

"Please rinse the oatmeal out of your bowl when you are done so I don't have to scrub it when I get to wash it later". How does that become "fill the bowl with water and leave it sitting in the sink"? And men wonder why their wives leave them...