danforth.bsky.social
If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking
Then we might as well have a parade
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I too was young, once. Good for them.
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Fast and shitty is punk as fuck
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The pill-induced racist fever dream of Rehnquist is alive and well
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I feel like I'm safe, given the gutter clowns who park their F-850s in the compact spots in the garage. But it's nice to have the reassurance.
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Tough but fair
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That's as nasty as anything I've ever heard and I live in fucking Arkansas.
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If a "dude" coupled with a shoulder shrug doesn't get the point across, I believe that you're allowed to open-palm smack them on the back of the head.
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Hell, my BILs dad hid fuckin' JEWELS in the air ducts of his rats nest of a home
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Oh, the clean out trauma is very real. Everyone's fighting over an FDR era pie plate or whatever and you're just sitting there like "can someone help me sort through the right banker's boxes of papers because grandma might've ferreted away a life insurance policy."
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Waste not want not? I have some pack rat tendencies born out of poverty brain, but nothing to that extent.
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My grandmother still reuses her aluminum foil over and over and over. Those formative years hardwired her in a way that she never quite moved on from, despite fashioning an impressive and comfortable life for herself.
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We were pretty poor but we were never so poor that I was able to be poverty brain gaslit into liking those little turds
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Fried bologna was a treat and she also had a fiery resolution to convince me that Vienna sausages (pronounced Vie-eeny) were good
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Big portions of federally funded dairy products and taxpayer-subsidized wages? Buddy that just describes your average Sam's Club.
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The phrase "state-run grocery stores" sounds an awful like the right's "government schools" dog whistle.
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The Poster's Skeetechism
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I'll never trust a biker gang where the only crank they know about is the baseball one on Twitter
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TIL that Corey Lewandovski works for his affair partner Kristi "Hide Ya Dogs" Noem
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"Retired President of Super 8 Motels Inc" that's a helluva qualification
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What does an Arsenal fan have to be hopeful for, exactly? A top four finish and to lose honorably in the CL semis? Socialism is objectively a better bet 🤷🏼♀️
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A lot of people don't know this but BDSM actually stands for Bondage Denim Sadism Mamdani.
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I'm tired of so much hanging on the defeat of an old sex pest at the ballot box, but I'll take what I can get!
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To a certain extent they cannot help but maim themselves trying to take down a fundamentally decent human being who understands that those attacks can also be a sword to fall on.
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One more coat on the deck roof outta do it.
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Oh, man. Never thought I'd see the day where I looked at AFI through a halcyon lens and yet here we are (we old).
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But so long as their legal status doesn't change, no harm no foul, right?
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Okay but what era Warped Tour?
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And then when these poor folks plead out to something significantly lesser that likely features no jail time, what then? Their lives are forever altered and likely ruined for no good damn reason. The whole thing makes me hurt.
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I mean, the State has operated with a cruelty and inhumanity usually seen in small town LEO harassing a probationer, but to throw in an atty who seems to think that their client belongs in jail? The entire thing is ridiculous.
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The gentle art of shutting the fuck up and sitting the fuck down! Physician, heal thyself!