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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a parade

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You ever get juuuuust drunk enough that you can sing along to Drops of Jupiter? Asking for a friend, of course.

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Look, Tom Cotton represents my state so you know it's not the worst thing I've ever heard, but that's still pretty bad.

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I saw Pearl Jam at Wrigley Field last Labor Day weekend. The band played great. The venue was one of the worst concert experiences I've ever had. Baseball stadiums just don't work for music.

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Clarence Thomas stops cranking his hog underneath his robes long enough to sign a check and glare at a gay couple

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It pains me to admit this out loud, but the Italians are better than we are.

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Who wants to start a folk punk band with me where all the lyrics are the closing lines from liberal dissents over the last 15 years or so

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There are like two ways where it's cool for an adult to use the word "Daddy" and this is neither of them.

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Rick Steves, the people's champ.

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Tonight's dinner album

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Fuckin' boomed 'em

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Okay, am I the asshole for throwing the wrangler in a compact spot?

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Cuts right to it, doesn't he?

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Honestly, how long until people start SWAT-ing ICE?

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The way I love a step-side pickup with a short wheel base... bringatrailer.com/listing/2001...

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We are SO back.

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Look...you can lose a race and still be a fucking winner. And NYC still gets to have this winner as a public servant. Pretty cool stuff, if you ask me.

You ever get juuuuust drunk enough that you can sing along to Drops of Jupiter? Asking for a friend, of course.

Look, Tom Cotton represents my state so you know it's not the worst thing I've ever heard, but that's still pretty bad.

I saw Pearl Jam at Wrigley Field last Labor Day weekend. The band played great. The venue was one of the worst concert experiences I've ever had. Baseball stadiums just don't work for music.

Clarence Thomas stops cranking his hog underneath his robes long enough to sign a check and glare at a gay couple

It pains me to admit this out loud, but the Italians are better than we are.

Who wants to start a folk punk band with me where all the lyrics are the closing lines from liberal dissents over the last 15 years or so

There are like two ways where it's cool for an adult to use the word "Daddy" and this is neither of them.

Rick Steves, the people's champ.

Tonight's dinner album

Fuckin' boomed 'em

Okay, am I the asshole for throwing the wrangler in a compact spot?

Cuts right to it, doesn't he?

Honestly, how long until people start SWAT-ing ICE?

The way I love a step-side pickup with a short wheel base... bringatrailer.com/listing/2001...

We are SO back.

Look...you can lose a race and still be a fucking winner. And NYC still gets to have this winner as a public servant. Pretty cool stuff, if you ask me.

Maybe don't talk about touching young people, Andrew.

It's more stable than our democracy, I guess.

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