danofdoom.bsky.social
Minnesotan, childless cat dad, Democratic socialist, vegetarian, atheist, USCG retiree. Pro cannabis.
Looking forward to the next four years of saying "we told you so." Not.
I *am* the danger.
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I can out-lazy your lazy with both hands tied behind my back.
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Have you said thank you even once?
#Cunt
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There's nothing to think about, the answer is FUCK NO!
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I once got a warning from Insta. I'd posted a picture of a big fat squirrel hanging from one of my bird feeders, and captioned it "Get down from there you fat bastard."
I'm still not sure if the bot thought I was fat shaming the squirrel or insulting its parentage.
Anyway, fuck Zuck.
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I, for one, welcome our Cyberdyne overlords.
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Gadsden flags on their coal-rolling redneckmobiles?
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Yeah, I should have known. A pretty abhorrent person all around.
I'll have to check out this latest shit show when I get home.
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Which one? There's so many these days.
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Thank gawd it's not just me. 😆
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Every time my phone vibrates with a "breaking news" notification, I wonder IS HE FINALLY FUCKING DEAD?
He never is. 😞
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As a man approaching retirement age: I tell my friends that some winter day I'll be taking my bird feeders out dressed in only my bathrobe, and I'll fall over in the snow and not be able to get back up.
The first half-hour or so will suck but then it'll be over.
I am okay with this scenario.
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Trying to kick off the apocalypse, are we?
Good.
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Love it!
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The only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun...
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And that would be a bad thing?
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A Swedish electronic jazz duo. Not sure if there's any disadvantage to losing them or not, though. youtu.be/0W3MpOU3OUU?...
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Don't be sorry.
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And chances are that you already hated them.
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Those guys had industrial disease, though.
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Gandhi.
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Well, I'm sure VP Musk vouched for them.
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Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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That's a good "problem" to have, though.
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No.
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Yes, bring back the guillotines.
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And Bill Wyman retired so long ago, I'm often surprised that he's still alive.
(He is still alive, right?)
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Ain't nobody paying no attention.
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You'll have to teach the fucker how to read first.
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The cows control the means of production!
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I think it's from the Communist state of Wisconsin!
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Adventures In Babysitting, with a young Vincent Donofrio as Thor.
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Can't we all just get along, Susan?!
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El-Ahrairah would not approve. It's not a fairytale.
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Yes, it's unfortunate that people don't seem to know the definition of the word "swallow," because that whale is entirely incapable.
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We'll never get that lucky.
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WRONG!
I'm almost 63.
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You're better off. They were seeing other circles the whole time