davidclewis.bsky.social
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‘I feel like the leaders of our country all have the same interests at heart, which is to improve the country.’
Mate, you’re as thick as pig shit and you’ve been had.
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‘I feel like the leaders of our country all have the same interests at heart, which is to improve the country.’
Mate, you’re as thick as pig shit and you’ve been had.
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Turns out it was five years ago I got my first pair (time is an unknowable fucker nowadays). Wearing them was briefly weird but quickly became perfectly normal and easy. You’ll be fine 👍
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This was me a couple of years ago, if you want to feel moderately younger
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Wait. It was someone dressed as a cop, driving a fully equipped vehicle that was identical to a real police vehicle including emergency lights…but somehow this was a police impersonator?
Pull my other fucking leg, chief.
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I would explain this further, but it would be deeply insensitive to do so.
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This is pure gold:
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Entirely likely. This was at the lights by the Dairy (about an hour ago … forgot to click the send button). Although then again, maybe not. There are so many of them about.
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Sorry, I double-dosed my meds last night, this morning was the first jean jacket day of summer, and the world is at war
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Too classy for me, dude.
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Me too. Also, for the true sophisticate, Diamond Blush.
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The worst thing. I tell them I’m happy to pay the full amount without them doing a Formula One tyre test on my eyeballs.
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I’m sorry to break this to you but your husband is secretly visiting coal mines
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But still a vicious, corrupt criminal even then.
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Maybe, but I don’t think so. My mind was fully blown when I first saw that in the Twitter era.
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Same. The Apprentice might have been the first time I heard it. Wasn’t until Twitter that I realised what he looked like.
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I’m not sure when I consciously became aware of him – probably not until the 2000s – but I miss that blissful ignorance.
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I said DON’T tell me.
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Is this what’s known as opening Andorra’s box