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Currently Working on "The Wasteland Chronicles" (Working Title) out sometime before I die.
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Maybe they wanted to be a chef and confused Pheasant Under Glass with pheasant through the glass.
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That man is so full of shit that his eyes are brown
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Professional comedians know to tell their Sisyphus joke at the start of a set. It gets the ball rolling.
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I have never met a coal miner that really wants to be a miner. They do it because it's the best way they have to support their families.
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I live in coal country, so lots of people already wear masks because of Black Lung. So you would think people would be slower to say anything. But sadly coal country also means worshippers of the orange turd.
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It's ok. I bring you peas on earth and gouda wheel two men
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The Sound of Butthole