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submitted 3 hours ago • 24 comments

hahahaha just three and a half more years to go guys

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

you got to know when to hold him, know when to fold him - ventriloquists

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Starmer says Iran must return to the negotiating table but unfortunately last week Israel murdered Iran’s chief negotiator who was already at the negotiating table.

submitted 6 hours ago • 19 comments

Just saw this incredible poster for a jazz festival here, so much going on.. look at the abducted sheep 😅 I love it

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Seen a lot of people complaining about the British weather.

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

That sound you hear is the sound of thousands of centrifuges spinning up all at once around the globe.

submitted 228 days ago • 1 comment

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1494 comments

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

You know what's "not appropriate" Keir?! Arming a fucking genocide... Fuck The Sun and solidarity with Palestine Action. 🇵🇸

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Diplomacy has now been entirely replaced by a need to flatter the fragile ego of a capricious man baby.

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

kinda feel like pete hegseth could’ve given us a heads up in the chat

submitted 18 hours ago • 6 comments

theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...

submitted 19 hours ago • 98 comments

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

this is a haiku they don't have to rhyme, karen jesus fucking christ

submitted 671 days ago • 26 comments

Painting by Jeffrey T. Larson. ‘Reflections’ 2007. Oil on canvas. Size 50.8 x 96.5 cm.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Day 172 of #365DaysOfSmiles Babies reacting to an aquarium visit

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Getting into a physical fight with my own ventriloquist dummy in front of a baffled crowd because I can't get it to say what I want

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

Happy Summer Solstice 🌞 While the druids and Instagrammers head for Stonehenge, you’ll find us in…Milton Keynes! The astrologically inclined post-war new town has was reputedly designed “under a fog of marijuana smoke and Pink Floyd records”.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

You'll be shocked to see what Pingu looks like today #Clickbait

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A man shouted Britain First as he shot an MP dead and Britain First are not proscribed.

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

I’ll tell you now it’s not about the chopping board. It’s because of everything you’ve ever done. Hope this helps x

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Artist - Tikattu on Tumblr

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No-one lost more than £300 a year due to Labour’s changes to Winter Fuel Allowance. Labour’s changes to disability benefit could cost some households *more than £10,000 a year* – and the plans tabled this week do nothing to fix that. It’s no wonder campaigners are raising alarms with MPs.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Bruce, a retelling of Jaws from shark’s perspective (1/4) #comics

submitted 534 days ago • 10 comments

The earth belongs to all of us or none of us. We shouldn't allocate rights & entitlements based on an accident of birth. We shouldn't deprive people of rights & entitlements for that reason either. Free movement for all - especially those who imminently need it most. #AyeWelcomeRefugees

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

There may come a day when the BBC puts on air one of the other 29,999 headteachers currently estimated to be working in UK schools, but that day is not today

submitted 3 days ago • 292 comments

Artist: @mrlovenstein.bsky.social I changed the words for chronic illness

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submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

not recommended for insulin injections

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submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

transphobic *and* against bodily autonomy? it's always the same fight.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

People who abstained from voting to decriminalise abortion: -Wes Streeting (health secretary) -Bridget Phillipson (women and equalities minister) -Rosie Duffield (top feminist and woman defender)

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

"Well yeah, that's as it should be. Just because they're shorter than the average person doesn't mean they deserve less mon... Oh, I see" - Me, upon first seeing this headline

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

The Winner

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Danny Boyle seems to be morphing gradually into Jim Bowen

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

If you're in London and looking for something fun to do on Saturday, come along to the Royal Oak in Northumberland Heath. Hazel is getting shit after barring someone for being homophobic. It's a superb spot, show them some love! Even if you're not free, pls share in case others fancy coming!

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#BlaenauFfestiniog #Wales 031111 #photography

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submitted 65 days ago • 28 comments

Summer.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Storming out of beekeeping club, pausing only to shout over my shoulder

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Visual Mantra for a Lost Island by Kostis Argyriadis

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you like the convenience of Amazon but want to support independent Bookshops, consider uk.bookshop.org It's an easy-to-use website that spreads its profit across bookshops in the UK. You can also select a bookshop and have extra profit go to that specific shop for a year.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

BREAKING: The country that bombed every building in Gaza and gunned civilians down while they were queuing for food says that Iran does not respect civilian lives 😭😭😭

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

In honour of Joy Division's iconic album Unknown Pleasures being released on this day in 1979, I'm again sharing one of my favourite ever video clips (Peanuts vs Joy Division dance party)...

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments

Okay as Angels is playing again, I'll share my fave story as a karaoke jock. I middle aged man murdered this song, the regulars gave him polite applause. He said down the mic 'Thanks, since my wife died I only have my dog and my music' Someone shouted 'go home and check on your dog mate' #totp

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments