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Rfk Jr. Fucking WISHES he was this jacked. #gymsky #fitsky #bodybuilding

As tired from hauling this wagon around as AOC is hauling the democrats into the 21st century #gymsky #fitsky #bodybuilding

Want to arm wrestle? #delts #gymsky #fitsky #bodybuilding

All I want is a big fat ass to keep me company, is that too much to ask? #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the United States after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

Feeling hotter than that plantation that just burned down 🔥 #nottoway #gymsky #bodybuilding

10 weeks out from my next show! #gymsky #bodybuilding

Sweating like JD Vance waiting to be excommunicated by the new pope #legday #gymsky

Getting strong enough to lift myself out of depression lol #gymsky #bodybuilding

Back in Chicago, carbed up and slightly less depressed 🤗 let's grow some 🍑 🦵🦵 Leg extensions- 3 sets, 10-12 reps Seated leg curls- 3 sets, 10 reps Glute hyperextensions- 3 sets (weighted), 8-10 reps + bodyweight set, to failure Abductions- 3 sets, superset 20 reps upright/20 reps leaning forward

If you have to repeatedly break the law to arrest those you claim have broken the law, you’re not enforcing the law. ICE has morphed into a terrorizing Gestapo-like goon squad. They must be held accountable.

A few more pics from #Rome! Ready to start our Genoa adventures tomorrow. #travel

Dressed up in togas and hit the forum. #iykyk #rome

Currently on vacation in beautiful Rome!! #travel

Holy Shit is #Sinners good. Dark and sexy and funny and beautiful. Just go see it on a big screen #movies #cinemasky

I can't decide if every day is a gift or a burden, so I might as well hit legs again. No brain, just muscles. Hack squats, Supersquat good mornings, Laying hamstring curls

Getting strong to stand up to fascism. Dumbell shoulder press, Cable cross rear delt superset, triceps extensions #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

Eggo my leggos. Don't lie, I know that's someone's kink. 1+1/4 hip thrusts, Cable kickbacks, Abductions #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

The bad news is i woke up this morning, but the good news is I'm hot. Pull day: close grip pulldowns, reverse pec deck, 1 arm cable rows, biceps curls #gymsky #fitsky #bodybuilding

This shoot was so much fun! #48hourfilms #Chicago

New lock screen, who this? 😻 #oneorangebraincell #catsky

Pickleball Frieren #c2e2 #Frieren

🙌 Norway is one of my favorite places, it was a real step up even before that 🍊💩 came back #transrights #fuckyeahnorway

Hitting glutes so I can slut it up at the conventions this weekend. Joy is resistance. #gymsky #fitsky #skyfit #exxxotica

The House passed legislation to prohibit federal district judges from issuing nationwide injunctions, marking a significant step in an escalating Republican campaign targeting judges who have blocked some of Trump’s executive orders.

This administration has driven me to drink, and my hungover ass was only up for a couple exercises this morning. 🤷‍♀️ Triceps extensions, shoulder press #gymsky #fitsky #skyfit #bodybuilding

I'm just saying, my hands aren't the only things that are bigger than Trump's Legs: Leg press, B-stance RDLs, Seated hamstring curls #skyfit #fitsky #gymsky #bodybuilding

A guy once paid me $100 to arm wrestle him and I think about that at lot. Pull day: Lat pulldowns, Rows, Cable lat raises, Bicep curls #skyfit #gymsky #fitsky #bodybuilding

Dreams...

Going to the gym is like going out and protesting - not something you necessarily want to do, but definitely something you need to do. Legs: Hack squats, Leg extensions, Abductions #gymsky #skyfit #fitsky #bodybuilding

Slutty toe beans to start your week 😌 #catsofbluesky

Hands Off Chicago #handsoffchicago

"How did you grow your glutes so huge?" "Every time Trump lies I do a hip thrust." Bulgarian split squats, Hip thrusts, Glute hyperextensions #gymsky #fitsky #skyfit #bodybuilding

Rise and shine, bitches! If Wisconsin can lift their supreme court out of the dark ages we can lift some dumbells 🏋‍♀️ #gymsky #fitsky #skyfit #bodybuilding

I know 2025's bingo card is already a flaming mess, but just noting I didn't have "Liam Neeson upskirt panty shot" on my 2025 bingo card. The wee little wry OJ Simpson gag got me, too.

www.zellamaybe.com/new-blog/202... If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don't sleep with people who don't read! - John Waters #booksky

Trying to inflate my glutes more than Trump has inflated his ego, but that might be a loading battle. Seated hamstring curls, RDLs, Single-leg leg press #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

Trying to shred my back like Pam Bondi is shredding the constitution Lat pulldowns, 1 arm low row, Bicep curls, Face pulls #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

Destroying my quads like Elon going after the National Park Service Abductions, Hack squats, Leg extensions #skyfit #gymsky #bodybuilding

Orange cat energy

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