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Protests across the country are a sign of weakness. Attempting to turn the military against the American people 6 months into your term is a sign of weakness. Don’t believe the anti-anti-Trump people in both parties who have always been in awe of Trump. They’re still wrong.

All that Republicans really seem to want is to massacre their fellow citizens, and they seem to want it very much. I think it would be responsible for the public discourse to include this fact in every single story about pretty much any topic.

Borders and masculinity are the same in that they’re both fake and they’re both talked about incessantly by the most tiresome men.

Every loser you grew up with that had no game and no ladies now runs the government and they are gonna take it out on you because Alicia in 9th grade science said ew when he asked her out

Hello. I live in Los Angeles. The president is lying.

sitting in my apartment firing off missives instructing protesters on the morally correct way to respond when they’re fired on by federal forces

A lot of these folks think Trump is only kicking out dangerous criminals. They don't hear about the arbitrarily canceled visas and TPS and asylees who are following the rules. Huge messaging failure by Democrats.

Fuck man things are bad

People tried so hard to follow the law, Byzantine and unjust as it is. They showed up at meetings, filled out the paperwork, went to the courthouse. You responded by kidnapping them in front of their children and dragging them to black sites. This is what’s left. This is all that’s left.

The administration gets closer to using the military to crush civilian dissent. Expect deaths, disappearances, and lawless detentions.

Land of the free Home of the brave

the people who make this country unsafe aren’t immigrants. the people who make this country unsafe are cops.

The craziest thing about this fight between Trump and Elon Musk is that Republicans are trying to take away health care from 16 million people to pay for tax cuts for billionaires.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Tell me again how women are too emotional to run the country?

I mean even the Titanic had entertainment as it was going down.

this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.

The United States is Jerry Springer now. The United States is full of embarrassing trash.

This is what the majority of voters in the United States wanted. Someone as stupid and as ignorant as themselves.

How to turn a bad thing even worse

a good rule of thumb is when you see people online or on tv talk about the national debt and how it’s gonna eat us, they’re rich people who want to steal your social security and medicare so they can have tax cuts

youtu.be/NFMmc85gDIw?...

Posting Freur's 1983 classic "Doot Doot" cuz maybe someone will search for that song on this site centuries from now or maybe later in the year or something and this post will be waiting for them. youtu.be/aexff90ZWiQ?...

The real, ideological enemy isn't MAGA or ICE or Israel or Russia or etc etc etc. It's dehumanization. It's the idea that some groups of people do not deserve human rights and must be purged Anyone who follows these assholes into that cesspit has already lost

I believe this more than anyone will know

Even Musk’s horrible drug consumption is vanilla. Oh you hippie flipped and took so much ketamine you had bladder problems? Congrats on your summer abroad in Berlin.

feels deeply unfair that Stephen Miller, or whoever it was, gets to lay one on Elon and I don’t

Walkies to Laurelhurst Park in the PDX rain.

god imagine looking like stephen miller, finally bagging someone who’d actually agree to marry you, and then having her leave for a guy whose exes openly talk about how his dick is fucked up

Holy fucking cats I don't want to be in this reality anymore