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Comedian, actor, writer, musician and pretty great in the kitchen. My new solo show "MotherL*ver" is coming soon to a town near you. Check out my albums on Apple Music and Spotify! You can find out all about me here: https://linktr.ee/dereksheen
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“…who were assaulted by Donald Trump.”
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We are such a fucking embarrassment.
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(McConaughey voice): “But my car stays the same size. Alright, alright, alright.”
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This is one of those videos that comes back later to haunt them…
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How the fuck was it “partially successful”? Because it blew apart in space and not over Florida?
What even is journalism anymore?
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My uncle was there on a Christian mission and his stories are nuts.
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It’s accurate insofar as he is the smaller man.
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He was seconds away from saying a word that would’ve either ended his political career or gotten him promoted to the Trump cabinet.
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Wow, did he get promoted right out of the Howard Stern ‘Whack Pack’?
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I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out half this book is ghostwritten by AI
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Aw man, so bummed to hear this.
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Man, you are giving real “Frank Grimes” energy.