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Surprised he’s not dressed like a hotdog.

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ha ha fuck you TODD

submitted 16 hours ago • 321 comments

Kinda weird to watch us all slow walk into authoritarianism because we’ve convinced ourselves that a civil society only uses violence as a last resort.

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Headliner: “Hey, have fun out there but don’t dig me a hole.” My Brain: …

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The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

centrism means focusing on the good things bad people do and the bad things good people do

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on the one hand they are both horrible heartless selfish narcisistic idiots responsible for hundreds of thousands of unnecessary deaths and untold suffering. on the other hand there is no other hand fuck those guys

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

If Elon releases the pee tape and Trump has him deported, I am gonna nut so hard they’re gonna have to put me on a morphine drip.

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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 324 comments

When I see "Steve Bannon has entered the chat", I read it has "Herpes has words."

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I picked the wrong day to stop jerking off to silly shit.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene is the “DOGE Committee Chair.” How embarrassing for her.

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Two months ago my thyroid meds cost $12. Today I paid $22. I can only imagine how hard this must hit is your lifesaving meds used to cost $300.

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The people who had no idea what government did and believed it was all a hoax to fleece hardworking Americans, now run the government with no idea what they are doing while also fleecing hardworking Americans.

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I missed Bob Hope's birthday on May 29th, but it's Pride Month, and I just read that Trump cut $258M in AIDS vaccine research funding. So, here's a couple of promos Bob shot for the SF AIDS foundation in 1986. Happy Bday Bob! Happy Pride! It's chaos out there, be kind!

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Tell me I’m not losing my mind, but does it seem like parking spaces are getting smaller?

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I’ll remember to tell people who are dying because their preventive services and essential medications were cut, by this see-you-next-Tuesday, that ‘hey it was gonna happen sometime’. They’ll probably appreciate that.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Whoever made this deserves a Pulitzer.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I knew he reminded of something but I just couldn't place it until now...

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Hey!! Thanks to @standuprecords.bsky.social , my first special "Holy Drivel" (2011) is available for free on Tubi and rent/purchase on YT, Amazon and Vimeo. Recorded by Matt Bayles and mastered by Trey Gunn I'm still proud of it despite some cringe moments. Either way, I still love it. Enjoy!

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Never been to a Box Lunch store before. It’s like a Hot Topic for homeschool kids.

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At least Phil Robertson died not knowing what an asshole he was.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Absolute fucking smooth brain shit. His skull is filled with oatmeal.

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You want to cure the male loneliness epidemic? Get all these soft gamer boys onto a boat with a grizzled, veteran sharker to hunt down the Great White who’s terrorizing the island.

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TODAY! @riverslangley.bsky.social is hangin' out in Seattle with @andyiwancio.bsky.social, @emmettmontgomery.bsky.social, and @dereksheen.bsky.social! We try out the new Kai Cenat energy drink and chat about Seattle's weird history. Soundgarden's "Black Hole Sun" is our Jam of the week. Lynx-N-Reply

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😬

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“Strongman” has always been a title adopted by the weakest of men. After 37 years of the Ceaușescu’s brutal dictatorship. 3 days before Christmas, in 1989, Nicolae and Elena were unceremoniously executed by military firing squad. This is how it always ends. Always.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

It’s accurate insofar as he is the smaller man.

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You ever notice how everybody who supports this fuckin’ reject is a low IQ dipshit who would drink their own piss if he told them to? Weird, huh? (eats Snickers)… Nope. I still feel this way.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Free steak dinners for life to any WH reporter that follows up a KKKaroline Leavitt answer with, "that's not what I fucking asked".

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This is like the movie “They Live” if Roddy Piper throws the glasses away and starts a podcast.

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Good. Fuck Target. We stopped shopping there the minute they started working with Chip and Joanna Gaines. Their support of Antioch Church and Jimmy Siebert’s anti-gay conversion therapy were a big ‘no’.

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Seems accurate...

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If you zoom in on the horse’s nostrils and teeth it looks like a Deadite.

submitted 19 days ago • 147 comments

I imagine the only people who will find a problem with this have actually read the book.

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I had an idea and wanted to make a riff on the Croque Madame with toast rounds, chicken sausage, sharp cheddar and a lemony Bechamel. Topped with scrambled egg whites and a preserved egg yolk. Turned out awesome! Adding to my breakfast rotation.

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I’ve seen a lot of dead people.

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Many years ago someone from NYC on Twitter explained Trump as the uniquely New York Society phenomenon of the "straight queen" and I didn't fully absorb what that meant until I saw this.

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments