dickwrigley.lol
Proud veteran of the War on Christmas.
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Funny, I would've expected emailing "integrity" at Target to result in a mailer daemon bounce.
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"Aren't you here to interview for the line cook position?"
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Hey, baby, you wanna try and fix me? It'll be your own moral failing if you can't.
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Ok, not only is this not true, but they also seemed really concerned that I didn't even have an appointment.
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This isn't related to anything, but my manager has always reminded me of this guy.
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Thanks, you too.
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May you continue to be a beacon of wholesomeness shining through the filth of pop culture forever more.
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Bring it inside! (I mean the manhole cover)
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When they magically appear in my pool after I crack a beer
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I don't know about the Ozone but this new moisturizer has been doing wonders for my T zone.
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I can see by your cropping that you can't afford to pay for the Washington Post either.
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Why do you say it's dying?
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Sometimes I have lucid dreams. Every time I ask someone if they know they're not real, they don't acknowledge the question, but they get this knowing smirk on their face as they go about their business.
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When I was a kid, I secretly rooted for Gargamel to catch and eat them. I think I wanted to eat them too. I felt wrong and bad and never told anyone.
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Jesus always brought weed. Such a rad dude.
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Some of us just like to connect with people and share our oh I'm doing it again, aren't I?
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I keep looking for the *Sponsored* tag above this awful post.
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Venmo me your latte money.
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"...yer mom!"
Got 'em.
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My friend and I have a thing where either of us can just say KBYE and it's done. The other person says it back and hangs up. It came about organically, and years went by before we even acknowledged how great it is.
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This is very good. I'm a fan of these words.
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Are you the recipe? Was it multiple tears?
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Fuck. I forgot to put the laundry in the dryer 2 days ago.
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Accept all of them. Who wouldn't want to work part time if they could?
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Can it be oat milk? I get a stomach thing if I have dairy.
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My hips hurt just reading that.
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Why, so I can feel like a fool thinking my crush put my thumb down? It wasn't Lissy Johnson back then, and it's not going to be Dave from accounting now.
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When I started my fake band, I used a blurry photo of Nitzer Ebb.
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"It's not that hard to cook an egg, Cheryl. If you want a healthy marriage, you've got to put in the work."
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This would be better with punctuation.