doodling-dingus.bsky.social
I draw stuff and sometimes other things. Will draw whatever you prompt me with for the fun of it, but it won't be pretty.
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They... they out rednecked us...
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No joke, this reminded me too much of my ex's fake partner and it made my day~
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Preemptive Denial.
Because small children (as well as incompetent adults) can't 100% grasp the concept of suspicious timing, they simply assume that if they deny doing X before anyone would have noticed it that those people will think X happened on its own.
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"That mother fucker tried feeding us his leftover mcnuggets!"
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" S O O N . . . "
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"Sir, this is a veterans event. The draft-dodger meet-up is THAT way."
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That ending was more than a rug-pull. It was like a rug pull that broke your nose when you hit the floor.
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Should have lied to them. Say you're from North Korea next time.
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Originally from @queenrayna1337.bsky.social
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Star Wars Chess.
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Superman invented C&B torture i guess.
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The Crying Nazi is scared he'll incriminate himself again, so he... uses MORE methods to incriminate himself?
He can just not assault people, this isn't a hard problem to solve!
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Do all the jobs no one wants to do, but try not to be seen doing said jobs because the same people who hired you think you stole it.
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This reminds me of the Helping Hands from The Labyrinth.
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I have a MIGHTY NEED
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Where do you live and how much are you charging?
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My ex would benefit from this advice if he wasn't adamant on doing the opposite of what people suggest.
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Sssshhhhit, this looks pretty damn good.
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"The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" tall at the end of it."
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This is the same vibe as those "This program committed an illegal action and must be terminated."
Funny enough, it did that while I was pickpocketting in a game once.
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That happened in my family. My aunt gave me ALL of my cousin's legos and Star Wars action figures.
Eventually in my teen years I gave them to some neighbors for their kids and the parents sold them for god knows what.
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I'll pay anything if the two were fired and replaced by a team of sober writers and directors.
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I couldn't tell if you were referring to Elon by his nickname or Elmo from Sesame Street because they're both on Trump's hate-list.
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"Peter, my greatest nemesis is my professor's ex-boyfriend and yours is your ex-boyfriend's dad. How bad did you have to break Harry's heart?"
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A neo-nazi immigrant on ketamine whose company builds death-traps
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Original neppo-baby with a list of sexual assaults longer than his list of unpaid fees.
Weirdest remake of Alien VS Predator I've ever seen.
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They would if they could. But for reasons science can't explain, most dads have beans in their meat.
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The wheels fell off... but not before the GPS kept setting the destination to golf courses, went into what was clearly a dead-end, backed out immediately, ran into a wall several times, then drove into a circle and is now stuck and on fire and the doors won't open.
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They gave my age group 24 hours.
If you're better, you're okay.
If you're still hurt/sick, they get you to a doctor.
If you die, they transfer your memories to a clone body and convince you your death was just a dream.
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And it didn't help me that THIS was also in the comments: