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duncanroo.bsky.social
Giant green kangaroo troublemaker
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Make sure you also play the video game tie-ins next!
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I’m sure the kid enjoyed hearing all the Symbicort side effect warnings from grampa’s doctor in the bedtime story
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There you are
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Oh I’m sure she can handle my nuts
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You must’ve struck a nerve…
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We know she can smile, she doesn’t hafta prove it to anyone
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Pour one out for the ketchup bottle
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Showing those bigger than me that I’m the boss. That’s fun.
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Sorry bout that, the way bsky stacks notifications it’s easy to miss one or two.
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If they get under there, I don’t know if they technically count as people anymore…
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Just tell me who the smallest is and I’ll vote for that one. *nod*
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Got it, untrainable. Dispose of immediately.
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This vorning
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It’s a shame you have these hurdles. Tears of the Kingdom is easily my G.O.A.T. It has Breath of the Wild to thank for its core foundation, but there are so, so many small things that build the experience up to something magical for me. Can’t wait to finish BOTW again to replay TOTK in 60fps
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Inverted pear shape
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Where are the tiddies, I can’t see them!
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If I do I’m still in charge.
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How long can you hang on
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They’re not very subtle
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No pouch. But I do think they’re neat
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They don’t make fanny packs big enough for giant male kangaroos who never had a pouch.
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Make more giant kangaroos
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Hope she’s doing alright
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No complaints here
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I’m stepping on someone? *checks underfoot* Huh.
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Faster than you
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What his bug snack sees
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Still enormously sexy with that RBF
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I’m actually not food motivated, I let the dinosaur be the food glutton until I have to step in and put him on a diet.
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Wake up, cause oversized shenanigans, nap, more shenanigans, sleep. There’s likely some dinosaur diet routines in there, and the occasional flirting with lady kangaroos of all sizes.
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I can’t stop them from falling in, I guess!
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I guess I just enjoy being an instigator. Plus it’s a way to show people that I appreciate them.
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I mean, there’s def a time and place for them — don’t come running up to me and start petting my belly all random like, that’s a lil too intimate without a hi how are ya
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Hey look, I’m a collectible!! (D’aww, I’m just having fun in a community of fantastical lightheartedness, but I’m happy folks appreciate my shenanigans! Thank you!)
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Modestly giant these days. I probably only come up to the knees of today’s giants. Which is totally cool cuz it’s not always about height.
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Probably ice cream since it’s the food I can eat any time anywhere with any appetite
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Anything that’s pick up and play. If it takes me an hour to “get it,” I’m out.
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I live my life like a classic cartoon. Fresh start in every episode.
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Get as big as you want, just as long as I’m the roo in charge.
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I’m not much of a hugger, but puppies are easy. Everyone’s got a personal handle for a dangling.
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Of course, many times! I just don’t fly first class, that’s all
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My stomps don’t discriminate
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A fleet of toe trucks