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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
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he would simply debate them, will, and they would see the error of his ways
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i remember one journalist once complaining that people were talking about football instead of politics. it was a saturday afternoon.
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walking in to a bar, telling a girl "i'd shag you!" and then going back to their local pub to explain how she was "probably a lesbian"
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if you want to do well on bluesky you have to post content people want to read and/or make friends who will boost your content. anyone complaining about this place is just telling on themselves for being a friendless nerd
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they also thought their learned behaviour of “just asking questions” would provoke outraged quote-dunks that would increase their exposure, instead of provoking blocks (and quote-dunks that do nothing to help them algorithmically)
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[desperately jabbing a straw at the top of a capri sun and having it slide off every time] gimme a minute, babe, i promise this doesn’t usually happen
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(obviously thinking of this because of www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqLT...)
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you'd have to ask louis walsh, i imagine
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he’s on the front page of bbc news at the moment, steve, so take a wild guess
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the point of the joke is that it isn’t, and it’s a shame i have to spell that out for you
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the creaking knees in me acknowledge the creaking knees in you
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you've just reminded me of the brilliant ways a touch of cloth would get julian rhind-tutt to use cloth's name in a way that made it both natural dialogue and also a common expression. eg. "if you keep this up i'll take next week's rota and you'll be cut from the same. cut from the same, cloth!"
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that's an excellent joke!
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I'd go "I aced my interview to be a bug sorter. Boxed all the right ticks." and ten minutes later my phone would ring and she'd go "You didn't tell me you were looking for a new job!"
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yeah, someone was telling me about some ai thing their work had that directed emails to the right departments and i thought, “…filters?”
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eco-friendly!