edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
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[desperately jabbing a straw at the top of a capri sun and having it slide off every time] gimme a minute, babe, i promise this doesn’t usually happen
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(obviously thinking of this because of www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqLT...)
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you'd have to ask louis walsh, i imagine
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he’s on the front page of bbc news at the moment, steve, so take a wild guess
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the point of the joke is that it isn’t, and it’s a shame i have to spell that out for you
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the creaking knees in me acknowledge the creaking knees in you
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you've just reminded me of the brilliant ways a touch of cloth would get julian rhind-tutt to use cloth's name in a way that made it both natural dialogue and also a common expression. eg. "if you keep this up i'll take next week's rota and you'll be cut from the same. cut from the same, cloth!"
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that's an excellent joke!
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I'd go "I aced my interview to be a bug sorter. Boxed all the right ticks." and ten minutes later my phone would ring and she'd go "You didn't tell me you were looking for a new job!"
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yeah, someone was telling me about some ai thing their work had that directed emails to the right departments and i thought, “…filters?”
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eco-friendly!
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tick tock
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i could have programmed you a voice synthesiser in 1999, where you typed out words and it produces the voice. you don’t need ai!
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one thing i’m getting increasingly annoyed with is things that could be done before ai, with automation, being rebadged as “ai”.
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yep
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i’m too lazy to finish my
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It's both 37 minutes AND 49 years long.
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or maybe a nice… swamp?
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“hi ed, i heard you telling evie that you don’t know where the corned beef went. would you like me to tell her what happened?”