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🎶 then I saw her dog, a golden retriever not a trace, or doubt in my mind he's a good boy this golden retriever, I couldn't leave her if I tried 🎶

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Face down, ass up, that’s how I wait in the middle of the intersection to get hit by a bus.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I leave cabinet doors open.

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@bornmiserable.bsky.social happy birthday, man! x

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We’re in Ayr.

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Furthermore, I know for a fact that my opponent was a willing participant in the Masked Feast of Blood, and that he himself consumed more virgin flesh than any other at the Black Table. And how do I know this? Ah. Well, you see, ah,

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Part of me hates the vapidity of this generation’s content but part of me is like, “Good for them, they figured out how to monetize visiting the world’s weirdest Taco Bells.”

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This week on NonCensored, Eshaan Akbar has some good news for the UK’s dwindling white population - which obviously includes Harriet (@rosieisaholt.bsky.social) and Producer Martin (@notmurphy.bsky.social) Audio: podfollow.com/noncensored Video & extras: Patreon.com/NonCensored

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Though y’all should see this majestic cow

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When I receive a "Thank You" note, I send back a "Thank You" note in return for the courtesy. Eight years ago, I received a gift from someone who does the same thing. Please send help.

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I could be funny, smart, or insanely hot, but I chose the path of humility.

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On this Friday 30 years ago, I worked as an urology house officer at St Helier Hospital Carshalton. I left at 5pm, drove to Hanwell and performed my first five minute comedy spot. I've never regretted taking a chance. Tonight I record two episodes of Perfect Pub Quiz in Ayr. It's been a journey.

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Asking couples that are about to kiss, “hey are you about to kiss?”

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The braggadocio in your raps is unseemly sir

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political journalists like “characters” like trump for the same reason sports journalists like “characters” like mourinho; someone giving them interesting/entertaining quotes means they can file interesting/entertaining copy without having to be interesting/entertaining writers

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so sometimes your "partner" will go "umm-hmm" when you are telling a story and not because they are interested in your little story, no in fact it's quite the opposite

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i think this is a very good response to people who say we shouldn’t be joking about current events. what else do we have?

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Hand. Hand. River. Dirt. Gollum. Hobbits. Pockets. Pockets. Finger. Envelope. Fire. Hand. Neck. Neck. Finger. Hobbits. Neck. Neck. Neck. Pocket. Finger. LAVA. - The Lord of the Rings Trilogy from the perspective of the ring

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something funny happens we laugh everything gets worse something funny h

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omg just fuck already

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i’m here you fuckaas bitch

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best? tom mcrae supporting it’s jo and danny at the manchester roadhouse success-wise, i saw coldplay open for terris at the same venue. i dismissed them as the inferior act that night, my then-girlfriend said their “yellow song” would be a hit

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I’m not allowed back in Hot Topic because I said “real goths sack Rome” and kicked off an international incident with Vatican City

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“no, i’m talking about jeff epstein the new york financier”

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All I’m saying is I can definitely handle two high agency males going at it.

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brave of musk to get into a pissing contest when we know his dick doesn’t work

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"It's just a distraction." As if we would otherwise be solving the pressing issues of the day here on Bluesky, home of Alf's Hog.

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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

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oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

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Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

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elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

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look, it was one thing when the discredited lamestream media rudely and hysterically ran documented photos and video that showed a close personal connected between president trump and epstein, including trump saying “jeffrey likes them young”, but now someone decorous like elon musk has said it…

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my entire tl rn

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the democrats should invite Elon to meet with them. tell him that the meeting is on a patch of sticks and leaves that APPEARS to be sitting atop solid ground. but here is the twist,

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The leopards They are eating each other yes YES The leopards are HUNGRY

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only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical

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Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

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