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eelsplatterthrash.bsky.social
perpetually grunting man-freak-beast
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I started reading a book written by someone I knew and the romantic interest was basically the author inserted into the story. The protagonist just kept going on about how amazing the romantic interest was. Had to 🛑
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@cheekface.bsky.social Merch idea? 👀
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Stop embarrassing yourself
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At first I thought this was gonna be about Shrek joining the military
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Am I correct in assuming that I can obtain a disc at the live show?
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I’m trying down here 😭
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Not yet but yr on thin ice 😒
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Being in a band where people actually WANT to play music is one of the greatest feelings in the world
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I really hope y’all aren’t fooling around. Cheekface ska would be huge.
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😳
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I saw some ad for an adult swim show about magic mushrooms that looked fairly compelling
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Maybe professional wrestling like Cyndi Lauper 🤔🤼
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Hellripper
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I’m pretty sure at this point he is set for life. He can afford to start being real
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I really wish Hank would just be a communist.
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If you don’t know something it’s perfectly fine not to post about it
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“I have never read a book and yet I know a lot about many things. Incredible really.“
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Realistically “forever” (for civilization and most humans at least) is probably not that long.
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🗣️{Cheekface good}
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Cheekface’s position in my playlist:
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Burst blood vessels on my retina. They thought it was diabetes at first. I’m on Tasigna. The side effects suck but I’m pretty damn close to nondetect after 15 months. I’ll keep my fingers crossed 🤞 for y’all. Also 🤞 that they come up with even better TKIs
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They found mine in an eye exam. When the first TKI stopped working did they find it on the normal blood test or the genetic test?
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Saving to the reaction folder. I’m gonna get plenty of mileage out of this one
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Disgusting, barbaric country
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I have never heard of this dude before and a shitlib acquaintance brought his tweet to me earlier like “look what the left is doing.” 🤦‍♂️
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I have had it for a year and didn’t know that was a thing 😰 How did he find out?
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Craig of the Creek is another really amazing modern kids show.
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These are really cool glasses, mr pussy
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They’re gonna run her for president in 2028 aren’t they? 😵‍💫
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Idk why you think that.