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my sister moved back home to coastal alabama but had to insure her home against storms as a condition of her mortgage, for over $1000 monthly. she ultimately sold and moved back to southern cali, has a lower cost of living

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

got mosquito bites on my tits again

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wife: kannst du die spargel? ich: im skillet, mit butter usw meinst du? sie: nein....nein *verlässt die küche kopfschüttelnd*

submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

i know for a lot of men the point of leaving a gross comment is leaving a gross comment, but in case it's not, a man quietly liking a thirst trap is 100x better than a gross/maladroit comment. we notice you're there; you don't need to open your clumsy mouth

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sorry i miss out on a lot of discourse but how is it exactly that "trans joy" is mutually exclusive to access to trans healthcare? did cis ppl coin the term and foist it on us or something? the hostility seems misdirected and unnecessary to me

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

i weren't playin about them kiwi vines

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i saw this dude in the corner of my eye at first and thought someone had actually stabled a zebra here

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

the dad of one of my friends growing up looked exactly like the dude on the bottom left just dressed as a perpetually unemployed, alcoholic sad sack instead of a barbarian warrior and anytime he was on the screen we'd be like "look jon, your dad's home"

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

this is a bad idea and not serious but there ought to be a labeller that tells you how long someone has been transitioning

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

pacing around the living room, farting

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

more generally, the most hippie dippie far left positions from the "war on terror" era have proven completely correct

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

they should make a law where landlords are given a 1000€/month bonus for renting to trans women but when they come to collect the bonus they just shoot them in the face and give the property to the trans woman

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

so it'll be just under 18 months after this post. that's not bad i guess considering the whole thing's on my insurer

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there was a tng where worf got in a funk over something and just stayed in his quarters like a hikikomori and picard had to go and shout at him don't remember anything else about the episode

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whenever you hear a man in the train loudly talking about Business and you think "ah let me get a look at this fucker's face" he always looks exactly like you imagined him

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

wife just told me to make more room on the sofa "mit deinem großen melonenhintern" [big melon-butt]

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ppl get mad about speeding cameras but one of my favourite pics of my wife came from the automatic citation they sent her in the mail

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whenever you hear a man in the train loudly talking about Business and you think "ah let me get a look at this fucker's face" he always looks exactly like you imagined him

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i have a little belief, a hope - and it's almost never conscious, but when it is, i know that it accompanies my unconscious daily - that one day some world event will happen which will justify me smoking again

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my dad's parents did not trust doctors, lawyers, scholars, anyone who didn't work with their hands. voted for ross perot and regularly fell for dumb scams targeted at rubes. i feel like this is all antisemite-coded; like this is what antisemites get up to when there's no actual jewish ppl around

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every week or so i am grateful not to be a trans women in the US, a country where 70% of the population suffers under an incurable compulsion to tell strangers what they think of them

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i've literally been hearing israel/neocons saying iran is on the brink of a nuclear weapon for over 20 years now

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fuck yeah that's what i'm talkin about

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one cool thing about getting old is how often you can just coast on your prior experience

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eye makeup is my rightful state and everytime i put it on i'm correcting a deficiency of nature

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