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It pains me to my core to say it but the Weenie 500 was a choreographed sham

submitted 27 days ago • 31 comments

America needs more hazelnut and chocolate combo flavored things. It's a Ferrero monopoly, and I'm desperate for some innovation.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

the pope's first speech is a passionate condemnation of matt eberflus's late game clock management

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Elon, you've lost *another* Starship?

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Shamrock Shake season to the woman who told me "Oh honey, you must be thinking of Starbucks" when I ordered one at a McDonald's in New Orleans 10 years ago.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

We need house divided flags for subjects beyond sports. You should be able to buy a flag that's half Gilmore Girls, half meatball sub

submitted 112 days ago • 63 comments

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

submitted 131 days ago • 566 comments

Please tell me the hill that you will die on, so that I can transport you there immediately

submitted 134 days ago • 66 comments

i am learning that the broader basketball community's awareness of a bad no call on a goaltend in the round of 32 of the ncaa tournament game from 2017 is not particularly high right now

submitted 136 days ago • 2 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 144 days ago • 200 comments

They can never make me hate bowl season

submitted 173 days ago • 9 comments

Chappell Roan's "Red Wine Supernova" and Oasis' "Champagne Supernova" implies the existence of a yet-to-be-released 3rd pop banger, the easy drinking "Rosé Supernova"

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

the feeling of welsh-ryan going from a glorified home exhibition for illinois and indiana fans to a genuine pain-in-the ass for them is one of the most satisfying sports developments of my life, my one regret is that it is in a fancy renovated arena and not in a dilapidated hell hole

submitted 194 days ago • 2 comments

Logging on to see how the bears lost

submitted 202 days ago • 40 comments

Leftist Echo Chamber would be a great name for a grunge band

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

Do British people imagine non voice acted video game characters with a British accent? Does George Stardew Valley sound like Winston Churchill? Is Mayor Lewis posh???

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment

I'm so used to Not Tweeting, it's going to take a minute to warm up ol' posting muscles.

submitted 214 days ago • 1 comment

And the Cubs didn't even win this time

submitted 225 days ago • 1 comment

I just donated $50 to Pizza to the Polls to help keep Democracy Delicious this year - you should too! #democracyisdelicious polls.pizza/donate

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments