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elgobsucram.bsky.social
Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
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Caught being masc

submitted 2 minutes ago • 0 comments

Pensioners getting an annual income over the national average salary complaining that the winter fuel payments are only being handed to pensioners getting under *or the same as* the national average salary, shows they're acting every bit as entitled as they forever accuse the young of doing.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

Gotta love the audacity of a guy who ghosted you to date someone else and tries to come back for the continued sex and hangouts, despite not being in an open relationship.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Wondering if it's acceptable to go to Salford Pride just to yell DISGUSTENG at Cher Lloyd

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Wonder if I can somehow get Pitbull to come to my place after his gig tonight 🫦

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Yelled at in the IKEA car park for riding a trolley from the car to the bay :(

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"What're you up to?" "I'm still out from last night, chilling with 4 guys! You?" "Yeah, same?" "You went straight home didn't you" "...Yes, but I am soaking wet like you are:"

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I've lost my lottery tickets so at least I know I've won

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I do find it funny that progress pic day is the same day as working DILF. Not sure it's a coincidence from the man I pay to make me feel better about myself. Anyway have thirst.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Them: "Haha you work for DILF you must get so much sex" Me: "Yes because club night staff are well-known for getting regular breaks long enough to fuck all the guests" Seriously, use a modicum of your brain power. Event staff =/= event patrons.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The real test of going alcohol-free comes in just under 2 hours when work husband and I go to the pub for a couple hours. "pint of lemonade" just doesn't sound right. ... But working at DILF tonight will be a whole new level

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Again, not a gay, drag queen, trans, brown, black or muslim person. It's almost as if minorities don't have as much an impact on crime stats.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing someone complain they have no money to go out for a "best mate's" birthday, but yesterday posted they'd bought the Switch 2 and all accessories, got the swiftest "fuck off" I've ever given.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Musk: The Left are paedos MAGA: Yeah all groomers and such snowflakes boycotting Tesla Musk: Trump and Epstein, youknowwhatimsaying MAGA: omfg our guy isn't a paedo boycott Tesla

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Whoever wins, we lose"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My friends seem to think that my deleting Hinge/Tinder after 6 months because I had zero interest was an exaggeration. No, really. Not a single date, message or even match. They can't fathom that it happens, because they're always drowning in dates (and strangers' bodily fluids).

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment