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Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Scientist and regulatory specialist.
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Diehard fans are weird. Because what the fuck do you mean it's 5:45am and you're already queuing outside the music venue on you camp chairs.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

London bestie is up here for work. "My train is at 7:30 so we can't go mental" "Sure, I don't drink during the week not anyway" I've been here half an hour and already sank a bottle of prosecco and 2 pints 😭

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Today I am living proof that ADHD meds don't last the entire day, as my boss actually pintpointed the time it ran out and I just checked out of work, mid-meeting 🫣

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Laughing at this lady rallying against the new nuclear plant, vehemently citing Fukushima as a reason why it should be scrapped. Because we have so many earthquakes and tsunamis here, *in the UK*. What was our last "tsunami", half a meter waves? 😂

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Him: You lost 4kgs in a month?! How?! Me: Dancing, drugs and sex Him: No really, you're not that fun Me: OK fine, I dieted more and all but stopped drinking 😭

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Caught being masc

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Pensioners getting an annual income over the national average salary complaining that the winter fuel payments are only being handed to pensioners getting under *or the same as* the national average salary, shows they're acting every bit as entitled as they forever accuse the young of doing.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Gotta love the audacity of a guy who ghosted you to date someone else and tries to come back for the continued sex and hangouts, despite not being in an open relationship.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Wondering if it's acceptable to go to Salford Pride just to yell DISGUSTENG at Cher Lloyd

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Wonder if I can somehow get Pitbull to come to my place after his gig tonight 🫦

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Yelled at in the IKEA car park for riding a trolley from the car to the bay :(

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

"What're you up to?" "I'm still out from last night, chilling with 4 guys! You?" "Yeah, same?" "You went straight home didn't you" "...Yes, but I am soaking wet like you are:"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I've lost my lottery tickets so at least I know I've won

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments