emberstide.bsky.social
(Av by Harry Clabon)
Just a silly lil human (he him)
Previously: fine artist, neuroscientist, dnd, mtg, business person.
Presently: wandering archaic
www.emberstide.com
#magictheGathering #DND #science #strength
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If my kids spend their money to launch my remains into space I will haunt THE SHIT out of them for eternity
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You cute keeeeeds!! Congrats
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This is so cursed omg
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It’s so close to rocky horror picture show level of camp perfection but misses the mark, landing smack in the middle of a Hieronymus Bosch painting
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If it didn’t immediately conjure a mashup of five nights at Freddy’s and a cormac McCarthy novel I’d already be there
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We have just been informed that Branden, a very difficult profession to TRADE with, has tried to turn of the spigot. This affects OUR farmers and news dairy industry in a very unfair way
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All games featuring chaos control mechanic must be played while listening to yakety sax on repeat or else effect does not activate
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Dude I am just trying to sell my cute lil products in Canada and eventually visit my friend in Toronto why I gotta be caught up in some trailer park dune fanfic
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It’s the famous 100buckster sword
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And I am sure glad you took the road that brought you here - his game is such a joy
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This, transformers and street fighter are like 30% of my childhood so YEAH.
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“Cured of your desire”
That’s one way to put it I guess
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Specifically, your upper intestines
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Ancient tombs are notoriously damp.
Common code violation
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gem mint.
10
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Deal! I’ll jot down a few words this weekend. Not a poet nor a talking head but maybe a fun 10 min read or so!
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This is just “the bird” now
Representing all birds, everywhere
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I always sort of viewed individual color pie pieces as the primordial goop of the universe, and two color guilds as the fundamental player archetypes. Boris is my best example in this thesis lol
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Your description reminds me a bit of how I felt when I saw lilo and stitch in theaters all those years ago. It was just happy shock that the big media empire had this, made it, and released it
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It’s what he calls his testicles
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REACH FOR THE STARS
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I really enjoyed this. Deeply! It felt truthful and clear amid a hermit-jerky climate
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Wish I knew that 5 minutes ago now I gotta change
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Art fight: fart right.
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You undersell your cosmic power
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“Oh the places you’ll go” was actually inspired by dr Seuss noticing his skin start to slacken in his mid 40’s true story
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Deeetooooooh can’t wait to see more
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Also working on my unapologetic @tronisbad.bsky.social cosplay
Short shorts season bby
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If you like ululations I think you’d love early podcast era acquisitions incorporated
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There’s also something that’s just magic about listening to a New Yorker verbally flay the skin off of a living body
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But you know as flippant as this tweet is, gotta say - people are real, hurt is real, dogpiling is real. It’s all real. Internet is an ugly place with some good people in it, & every good person is an imperfect thing. I won’t propose what to do with that, cause I’d be lying if I pretended to know
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It can’t be a setup where your efforts are consumed as a trivial thing until it’s your turn on the wheel of pain in the town square. Not worth your energy
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Time to make like a house cat and roll over to expose my belly in a classic sign of submitting to the fates
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Too many adults actually just tall children. On this app and everywhere else.
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I’m 100% going to start saying this after I finish a bowl of oatmeal or grape nuts or some other multitudinous snack
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Mildlanta?
Might get the C&D from the my pants folks though so I should probably burn this phone and move to the woods
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This animation was CRIMINAL